A small electronic device not designed for playing music at anything like public address volume, used by morons to demonstrate their godawful taste in music to a rightfully ungrateful public.
Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.
Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.
Sound from other end of bus or train: "Tssh tssh tssh"
Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"
Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"
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One part typical hipster...... skinny jeans, Toms, tight V-neck T-Shirt, smart frames etc. Combined with one part "Sold out" "Born again" Jesus freak. Can usually be seen carrying a Bible (may be in a Man Satchel) and tweeting about God's love and the wonder of Creation.
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"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."
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