bello

A nickname given to a man with impecable looks, witty comebacks, guido style, HUGE muscles and who is commonly from an Italian decent. A short nickname that is given by one's paesans to he who is needed in such settings: a crowded nightclub, the line outside of that crowded nightclub, in a bar when ordering numerous drinks for rowdy Americans, on a guestlist where a catchy name is needed for those to remember when they are half in the bag and want to have a good time, in the bedroom with some whure, and in the gym when you casually see him flex.

::pronounced in a NY/italian/bronx tale accent::

"YO! BEL-LO!!!! I got dees broads ova heah, dey're fuh-kin bootiful, not fo nottin, but they ain't got id's. I'm tryin ta get one of dem on my brasciole heah, you wanna help me out and get dem inside the club comped? i'm tryin ta make a good impression, ya kno what i mean huh ::gives a witty punch to the shoulder and pops colar::"

by Booshe April 13, 2005

Below the hard deck

An age you will not go below when looking for a significant other. Coming in below the hard deck, in naval terms, means having a flight path that will bring you in below the hard deck of the aircraft carrier you're hoping to land on. This will only end poorly.

"Yeah, man, that girl's hot, but definitely below the hard deck. Going to have to pass."
"She's 24."
"I have high standards."

by one_step March 1, 2010

beclown

To argue loudly about things one does not understand.

Bandow has previously beclowned himself on matters Australian.

or

Paul Campos has beclowned himself.

by samajaman February 22, 2007

33 Feet Below

A SCUBA diver cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below. This term is used when someone really needs to fart, but is unable to do so.

"Man, I'm 33 feet below right now!"

by Capronicus January 7, 2009

Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock

the greatest video game of all time. its story, characters and music is unforgettable. comparing this game to another masterpiece, for example Knack 2, would be like comparing a Whale to a Rat. there is nothing that comes close to this level of masterpiece. thinking of an even greater game than this masterpiece is a death sentence in most countries. it isn't available anywhere now because Telltale "Went Bankrupt" but if you ask me, that's just a cover up story, they actually want people to forget about this masterpiece ever existing

Robert: Hey dude what are you playing?
Gilbert: Oh, i'm playing Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock
Robert: the gods has made you one of them. use your power wisely, young one

by the god of MC:SMS2E4:BTB July 25, 2020

The Bellows

Yet another act designed to share noxious butt gas (flatulence) with one's significant other (SO). It is comprised of multiple steps.

1) While your SO is in bed with you, tightly hold the covers close to you to create a good seal that will prevent noxious gases from coming out near you.

2) Let one go. Silent but deadly is better as everyone loves surprises.

3) Slowly use your foot to raise the covers at the far end of the bed.

4) Let your foot drop. If done properly, "The Bellows" should give your SO a nice blast of your most recent work while leaving you protected and laughing.

NOTE: Punches in the arm as well as the well earned title of "you asshole" are a likely result

This was inspired by the Dutch Oven

I gave my wife The Bellows last night. That's how her eyebrows got singed.

by Prof. Ass Master May 13, 2011

Bulgarian Bellows

When a woman stretches her labia over her partner's mouth, creating an airtight seal. The partner then must forcefully blow air into her vagina, creating positive pressure. Finally, the woman queefs to release said pressure back out into her partner's mouth.

I heard doing Bulgarian Bellows is great for your sinuses.

by Indy the Great January 23, 2019