Beanbag

An overly fat person that cannot do any basic human function

"Holy fuck dude, she's such a beanbag... she won't do anything around the house and she can't even walk!"

by El_Doolin December 18, 2018

Beanbag

Dumbass

You absolute beanbag

by Cxdxjxmxs11 February 18, 2019

Beanbag

Kewl dude who got his name from coco puff Like a dug

Coco Puff: hey beanbag
Beanbag: No You dumb

by Bob_SagRoss June 17, 2019

Beanbagged

Having sex on a beanbag

“Do you want to get beanbagged?”

by Babaganoosh7772 December 27, 2022

Downstairs Beanbag

When engaged in coitus the male pulls out then places his scrotum and testicles in his partners vagina.

Dan: its been really boring in the bedroom lately.
Kelly: well maybe we could try a downstairs Beanbag .

by Naughty Nikkii April 8, 2016

Corporal Beanbag

Pulling a corporal beanbag is sitting in a corner, camping. You offer up all your supplies like the common whore you are. As your team gets pushed you piss, shit, and cum in your little corner. When you die you blame the Delta Circle.

God Damn is Nova can you not be a corporal beanbag.

by BCK KOP May 22, 2022

Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.

That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!

by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018