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smol bean

The fact that something is just so cute and adorable that it has to be linked to a bean.

It is most commonly used as a word in fandoms.
Dan is such a smol bean.
That cat is a smol bean.
Everything in this world is a smol bean.
by Cubecats October 3, 2015
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beanie enlightenment

when you discover where the beanies congregate

first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson

they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity

for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building
Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*
by #needmeabeanie January 26, 2023
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Bean Piss

Coffee, often times used in the phrase "sucking bean piss" to refer to drinking coffee. Famously written in cursive on the windows of Starbucks locations across the country.
Riley: Why do they call drinking coffee "sucking bean piss?"
Graydon: Cause it's beans. You have to squeeze the piss out of them to get the coffee, so when you slurp it and/or suck it, you're sucking bean piss.
Riley: Yeah I mean I get that, it's just weird that they put that on the windows of Starbucks like "Hey Starfucks, Come get some Pumpkin Bean Piss".
by averagesizedtesticles53 May 31, 2023
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Dog Beans

A phrase used to define something (or someone) that is simultaneously demonstrating both dog trash and garbanzo beans behavior. Used primarily in a lighthearted manner to convey a disliking
"Hey, James. That video you showed me was not funny! It was total Dog Beans!"
by TheDrewBlue July 8, 2020
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Beanin

I’m just beanin
by Papi senzu September 12, 2020
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Shot bean

When someone says/does something stupid/funny, usually when they are either drunk or high
I can't believe you ate the roach you shot bean
by dundondada October 26, 2017
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off a bean

under the influence of prescription drugs in pill form.

some may say this term when someone is acting like they are severely inebriated.

ex. molly, perc
popped a perc im flying off a bean
by zoont October 30, 2017
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