bea

a selfish, slut walking bitch who will try and fuck up everyone’s lives she could possible think of. she spreads more rumours that anyone could ever count and has a bunch of friends who she secretly hates.

omg Bea is a Bitch

bea by nice so did edidv December 8, 2023

Bea

The sweetest and prettiest girl you’ll ever meet in your life

I think I have a crush on Bea

Yeah, me too

Bea by Turtle_Shell :D January 2, 2024

Bea

Beatrice, goes by Bea, is a kind, caring, a little racist sometimes, pretty, and athletic girl. Sometimes she will call herself fat, even though she if FAR from it. Her curly brown hair, and hazel eyes make her able to get any guy she wants. Shes amazing, even if she doesn’t know it. She’s an amazing friend, and an even better girlfriend. She often makes self deprecating jokes when she is easily the prettiest and most funny girl out there. Every guy is jealous of her boyfriend, but she is loyal. She is very open with the people she is close with, and her friends know they can count on her to be there when they need it, and she knows she can count on them. Oh yeah, shes short too, but that just makes her even cuter.

Bea is amazing.
Person 1: Im gonna ask Bea out.
Billybob: Really? Shes had so many boyfriends.
Person 1: Yeah, but she wants to change and I believe she can. I want to spend the rest of my life with Bea.
Billybob: Alright man, good luck.

Bea by RedNerdLovesMexican January 20, 2024

Bea

Bea is such a beautiful girl, named after the spanish/italian word for a pretty girl (bella)... just kidding. She's dumb and unfunny, probably a bit below 5' (150 for you non-americans) and has an inferiority complex. Therefore, she must resort to speaking to people online in an attempt to drown out her sadness and boredom. She finds another unfunny girl and makes lesbian jokes with her to fill the void in her heart. It is futile.

"Hey bro, I was talking to Bea the other day an-"
"Dawg do you have a mental illness? You mean Bea the Dwarf?"
"Yea, what's wrong with her?"
"She's about as smart as Napoleon from Animal Farm. Not that you'd get it, but it's a book abo-"
*Gets punched in the face*

Bea by shhhhhhap July 5, 2024

Bea

Bea is a beautiful girl, the name deriving from the spanish/italian word for a pretty female (bella) and she's the best, most amaz- who am I kidding, Bea is an unfunny and stupid girl who is slightly shorter than 5' (about 90cm for you non-americans) and has difficulties drowning the void in her heart, so she goes on online discord servers in an attempt to find someone to share the boringness of life with. She makes unfunny lesbian jokes but has surprisingly good music taste, maybe a result of the hours of her life spent doing nothing useful. Might one day reach 5 foot or the 10th grade, but has yet to.

Person 1. "Yea bro so I was talking to Bea the other day an-"
Person 2. "Dawg are you stupid or something? You talked to Bea the Dwarf?"
P1. "Yea man, what about it?"
P2. "She has the brains of a sheep in Animal Farm- not that you'd get the reference, but it's a boo-"
*P1 punches P2 in the face*
P1. "I can't stand when people talk badly about my favorite animal. She's not a sheep, she's a pig"

Bea by shhhhhhap July 5, 2024

Bea

Bea is like the loud nerd from your class in highschool who always spoke about nerdy things out loud and would say stuff like "uhm actually".

girl 1: so like did you watch the new series yesterday

Bea: UHM ACTUALLY IT CAME OUT LAST WEEK ON WEDNESDAY AT 7PM!!!! GET IT RIGHT IDIOT

Bea by lollipopgirl5 September 30, 2025

Béa 

Béa is a very sweet and innocent girl. She will always be there for you when you’re at your worst and she will encourage you when you’re at your best. She once had this really weird haircut that made her look like a guy. She thicc. She has an amazing voice and even though she’s in a choir she denies it. She can’t swear for the life of her. She’s an extrovert . But above all that she’s the best friend you could ever ask for .

Dude 1 :You know that girl that’s like real nice and talks to every teacher as if they were her bestfriend?
Dude 2: Yeah?
Dude 1: What’s her name?
Dude 2: Oh that’s Béa.

Béa by Deux par quatre ;) April 12, 2020