Beak Job

Verb : Allowing a bird to engulf your penis into its mouth (beak).

hi guys i was being blown off by my bird which some but not all now call a beak job.

by DelreyJr December 17, 2008

beak bang

This is fantastic role play. Build a perch large enough to support your sexual partner. Srap on a beak and scatter seed about the room. Ask your partner to chirp and flap around like mad. Have partner launch from perch onto place of desired coitus area.

Damn, that was a great "beak bang" Mit. Your perch design was absolutely perfect. Let's do it "one more time!"

by SuzMS January 9, 2008

Beak Lion

An abominaton of mankind that some idiot in his basement created from the void of his own existance. It consists of a basic lion being forced to have a beak, idiotic powers to make everyone cower before them, and to create their own creatures. Calling somone a beak lion is as if your calling them dumber than everyone in a daycare center.

"That Beak Lion has assaulted everyone at the homless shelter" or "You are the enbodyment of a bloody Beak Lion you failed abomination."

by DefaultingCarAlarm28 April 15, 2021

beak it

An imperative, to call one or more persons to silence, especially when said person/s are generally just talking shit. Popular in the north of England.

"Look mate, I know you have a valid opinion, but just beak it, will you?"

by XaneiFoxx December 11, 2015

Beak Brick

The giant rock hard cocaine infused bugger you find in your nose the morning after party night.

I woke up this morning with the biggest beak brick ever

by Dirty Hairy June 16, 2017

Beak Nut

A beak nut is someone who is addicted to cocaine. Therefore a Coke head aka beak nut

Mate, you're a massive beak nut

by Dis one is de worst August 14, 2018

beak lips

A Victorian-like woman, who identifies as a lesbian librarian, and possesses a particularly beak-like mouth. Also often robs Tesco blind of their iced coffees and fancies red-haired Gerard Way. She shares 22-inch dildos with her daughter and her daughter's best friend. 1/10 would not recommend her.

Come on beak lips! We're going to be late for our clairvoyant session!

by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 2, 2023