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babymoney

The money you get from the state or baby daddy for your kids. This tends to increase with the number of kids you give birth to.
"I'm waitin' on my babymoney to come in to get the flat screen"
by supernass April 24, 2008
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Balmora Rules

Balmora Rules, or Playing by Balmora Rules. To play by the rules used in the City of Balmora Morrowind. To take what you want from someone by lethal force or to otherwise claim someones prior possessions by right of conquest. Often the possessions take or "won" are not even of real use to the conqueror, who only indents to sell them.

Stemming for the Bethesda game "The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind", specifically the in game city of Balmora, the first major city most players reached. Unlike later games in the series, Morrowind had no Essential NPCs. This coupled with the fact that the loot system was not leveled, leaving most high quality gear hard to find, meant that many NPCs were killed for no other reason then that the player wanted to steal their clothes. In addition Morrowind had no means to purchase property, leaving many players to simply kill the owner of a house they liked and take up new residence. This gave the whole game a very lawless and frontier like feel.
"Dude, if we don't get the rent by tomorrow we will be out on the street"
"Well, we could always to take the house back by Balmora rules."

"You gonna buy Breezehome from the Jarl, or save up for a nicer place?"
"Fuck that dude! I ain't wasting that much gold! I just play by Balmora Rules and take houses I want"

"That dude's got a full set of Ebony armor."
"I wear light armor."
"You could still sell for a lot."
"Hmm... yeah. Fuck it, Balmora Rules."
"He he Balmora Rules."
*kills guy and steals ebony armor to sell*
by Relicon October 28, 2013
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bayhole

noun. Person who lives and works in the San Francisco Bay Area or Silicon Valley. Typically works for a technology company. Characterized by a high tolerance for sitting in traffic and long commute times. Self-absorbed and likes to talk about real estate, start-ups, and stock options.
That guy at dinner who wouldn't stop pitching his start-up is a total bayhole.
by Discdropr December 27, 2016
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bayonet point middle school

basically a school in florida with a ton of little kids who all 'gang gang bitch' and try to act all cool when their all literally scared kids who don't even know half the words in the dictionary. and fuck people in bathrooms because they think it's cool and disrespect the teachers to where they quit and don't care about what the school says or what they do for us.
'have your heard of bayonet point middle school'

'yeah it's a really bad school'
by Fuxk life January 18, 2020
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Badmotorfinger

Great album by Soundgarden, their third album to be exact. Went double platinum.

Guitarrist Kim Thayil jokingly suggested the name as a play on the Montrose song "Bad Motor Scooter."

Has the popular songs Outshined, Rusty Cage, and Jesus Christ Pose. Other great songs too!

Rusty Cage appeared on GTA: San Andreas "Radio X" fictional station.
Hey bro you should bringer Badmotorfinger over this weekend so we can rock out to some 90s grunge!!
by Sakkath November 15, 2007
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Baylor University

- Home of the bears (Lady and Joy)
- Oldest university of Texas (est. in 1845)
- NOT ALL OF US ARE BAPTIST
- located in the 19th poorest city
- Home of the NCAA Champs womens basketball team
- BU 35 vs. A&M 34 (OT) in football
- girls out number guys 60% to 40%
- we suck at football but we know how to party
- SSSS to UT, TTU, and A&M
- only private university in the BIG 12
- we have 2 Olympians
- Michael Johnson (one of the fastest men in the world) is an alumni
- no such thing as Coke or Pepsi on campus
- freshman (the Baylor Line) run onto the football field before every home game
- we have the largest independent stage production, put on by the students---SING!
Aaaaaaahhhhhh...Sic'em Bears
by baylorchica August 9, 2005
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The Baylor Butt Fuck

At Baylor University, a very right winged Christian school, in Waco, Texas the girls are so concerned with keeping the virginity that they willingly undergo anal sex. The males at this institution compel the females that this alternative will keep them pure. This method allows the students here to have intercourse without a burden on their religious conscience.
Guy 1: "Did you have a good time in Waco last night? You were talking to that girl all night."

Guy 2: "Yeah I guess, man. I wanted to fuck her pussy but she made me give her the Baylor Butt Fuck."

Guy 1: "Shit Man!"
by TheGuy1234321 January 3, 2010
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