Mary-Hardin Baylor

The University of Mary-Hardin Baylor, home of The CRU, is by far the best football school, east of the mississippi and south of the mason dixon line. Also the sickest D-III school in the nation. you dont mess with The CRU! UMHB is the oldest school in texas founded in 1845 and is the older sister of Baylor University, but unlike Baylor, The CRU actually wins their games.

HSU fan: hey who are we playing this week?
HSU player: Mary-Hardin Baylor
HSU fan: were playing the CRU!?!?!!?!? WERE SCREWED!!!!
HSU player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not

by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009

Barlow

A man 9 months pregnant with his first child.

"Look at how Barlow he is."
"My god he's gotten fat!" "He's not fat, he's just Barlow."

by ChocolateTrainMonster June 30, 2008

Barlowed

To get very drunk on a weekday and not make it into work the next morning.

Co-worker 1: Oh where is Matt today?
Co-worker 2:He got Barlowed!

by Agahahs1 January 6, 2017

THE Barlow

When you do THE Barlow, you do it for all the feminists. You do thinks that boys would usually do, such as pull loads or random people. It’s just doing something that women should be allowed to do and not be judged for.

“Oh do you like him”
“Ahahaha no, I’m doing THE barlow”

by The Barlow no2 August 5, 2019

baylored

1) The act of sneaking up behind someone without their knowledge at all. The person then scares the hell out of you merely by their presence.

2) The act of annoying people coming and looking at your computer screen after you repeatedly tell them not to.

(1) Shane and Matt get in their car to go to Scott's.....

as they arrive

Matt: "BAYLOR!!!! When the Hell did you get here?"

Shane runs scared

(2) Alex: "Baylor, how did you find that website?"
Baylor: "Uhh, I snuck up behind you and looked at your screen."
Alex: "Eff I've been Baylored"

by WPDNF January 7, 2009

12 skin barlow

A marijuana cigarette rolled from 12 rolling papers usually rolled by a mystical shaman before embarking on a fantastical journey through time and space.

"It's time to roll up a last one, and set a course for the land beyond. It's time to roll up a 12 skin barlow, light it up in the sky"
-Naboo the Enigma

by formula420 February 10, 2010

Baylor University

Best school in the Big XII and maybe best in the nation.

Baylor fans are true sports fans! Even though Baylor is not the best in all sports, its fans still are faithful and never give up. Besides that, Baylor is second in most Big XII titles.

Baylor has the most beautiful campus in all of Texas. The Baylor Science Building(BSB), Patt Neff, and the Student Life Center(SLC), even add to the beauty. The SLC also holds the tallest rock wall in all of Texas.

Unlike Texas and Texas A&M, Baylor is working to be Ivy League-like and one of the top research schools in the nation by 2012.

Baylor's acceptance rate in 2009 - 34%. Texas - 51%.

Also home to that Good Ol' Baylor Line.

Also, Baylor in the early 1930's killed an aggie during a fight during homecoming. The Baylor student beat the aggie with a fence post in the most christian way possible until the aggie died. What a glorious day in Baylor history.

Baylor actually has an intimadating mascot. Unlike Texas, TTU, Oklahoma, and A&M.

Alumni - Jeff Dunham, 3 governors of Texas, Michael Johnson, the director who directed The Blind Side, Willie Nelson, and a girl off the office.

Person: Mom. Dad. Im a Texas A&M aggie.

Mom & Dad: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Person: Just kidding! Im going to BAYLOR UNIVERSITY!

Mom & Dad: We raised you well!

by SICEMBEARS November 23, 2009