by tdotshordyyy December 14, 2018

by Jason Doplemore August 22, 2007

by Google is Cool September 14, 2020

The act of attacking a stupid person (usually with a clue bat, clue-by-four, or LART) in hopes of beating a clue into them. Similar to 'assault and battery' but with the hopes of making the victim less stupid.
Luser: "I cant find the 'any' key!"
Tech: "You are about to be a victim of Clue Battery."
Luser: "Huh?"
Tech: <grabs clue-by-four and leaps over store counter> *WHACK*
Tech: "You are about to be a victim of Clue Battery."
Luser: "Huh?"
Tech: <grabs clue-by-four and leaps over store counter> *WHACK*
by Darcin March 17, 2007

During the period of the pre-transistor era, (45's-60's), portable vacuum tube radio receivers were produced requiring the use of 2 or 3 separate batteries. One of these batteries, the "a" battery, powered the filaments of the radio tubes. The other, called the "b" battery, powered the anode (plate) and cathode circuitry.
by WesternPALcS November 16, 2007

The act of lightly touching the tounge to the butthole. The reaction of the person receiving the act determines whether or not theres a positive charge. If the person jumps its a positive charge, if they have no reaction its a dead battery.
by Aldo Raine March 27, 2010
