barking up the wrong tree

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.

You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.

by Libertine October 10, 2005

Barking Abbey School Girl

A girl that a sket that dealt too many boys and has fat back. She gives head to people in exchange for money.

Barking Abbey School Girl Carolina gave head to lots of boy for lots of money

by Yannis barking abbey May 23, 2019

african barking spider

a fart

as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"

by mat81 February 25, 2009

california barking spider

Elusive Recluse spider, never seen, can be Identified by pungent odor and unique, low barking sound. The main diet of these spiders are assholes. They are known to hang around dark and moist places.

Yo, what was that?

Dunno, maybe a california barking spider in the garden

by John bobby November 14, 2006

Barfin' Barb Barnes

proper noun Maker of the best blaugh slaw in town.

I said hi to Barfin' Barb Barnes yesterday, and she just said, "BLAAAUGHHH".

by Knig Knog January 14, 2009

Barking up

To run one's mouth loudly about nothing. Very similar to talking shit or bullshitting. Could be used playfully or aggressively.

Don't worry about Johnny , he just likes barking up.

I thought those two were going to fight. Just a lot of barking up.

by Underpound June 4, 2013

Birkin meat

Fat juicy boy cock dripping with cum

He has Birkin meat .

by Gobbleguck156 January 12, 2021