Southern Baptist

A religeous denomination charicterized by rthe the phenomenom that once 32 of them are in the same place, they have a full set of teeth

The Republican Party

by Federal Q2 March 5, 2004

Clinton Baptiste

A character played by Alex Lowe in Peter Kay's Phoenix nights. Most famous for the quote "I'm getting the word........ Nonce"

"Clinton Baptiste performed live at The Phoenix Club last Night"

by Clarkie03 January 21, 2021

Baptist cup

An inconspicuous cup used to hide alcohol in a social setting.

He had to use a baptist cup at the church picnic.

by mkukltra August 9, 2015

Jean-Baptiste

Professor Jean Baptiste Collin de Sussy from Amogus University. He completed his PhD in sussery, specializing in desussification. His dissertation concerned the process of desussification and potential optimizations in its efficiency. It was lauded worldwide as a breakthough in the field of sussery and he was awarded the Impostor Medal for his work!!

Oh my god!! I got accepted to Amogus University!! I can't wait to learn from Professor Jean-Baptiste himself!!! He is my idol!

by ong💀 October 19, 2022

Johann Baptist

A guy who just appeared in the translated versions of some fanfics and creepypastas.

You are appearing out of nowhere. You are such a Johann Baptist.

by Watershed stable beard July 15, 2021

Bush Baptist

Fictitious religious affiliation invoked by a person who does not claim or admit affiliation with a particular church. Baptist’s would only congregate in a city or suburban area of a state. They were never seen out “BUSH”.

Jim: hey Joe, what’s your religion?
Joe: I’m bush Baptist mate.

Jim: oh, so you don’t follow any religion then?
Joe: nope :)

by Miltalie August 11, 2020

backseat baptist

the annoying people that sit in the back of church. normally eating and making fun. aka: my family 😎

“i hate dem der backseat baptists”

by gaymanilikedick May 24, 2020