Banter between friends mostly offensive shit but good bants is always clever over offensive.
Fire bants: Looks like banter clause has come early this year
Shit bants: your birds a slag
Shit bants be a basis for a fire bants and thus create a false sense of security for double bantage effect.
ShitBantsToFire: your birds a slag....... *Shows video of her letting a train thru*
You know if you have fire bants if the person getting bantsd does any of the following: an eye roll, a yawn, a snoring noise or a fake forced laugh etc.
If this is the case ask them if they are ok and can take the bants.
Fire bants: Looks like banter clause has come early this year
Shit bants: your birds a slag
Shit bants be a basis for a fire bants and thus create a false sense of security for double bantage effect.
ShitBantsToFire: your birds a slag....... *Shows video of her letting a train thru*
You know if you have fire bants if the person getting bantsd does any of the following: an eye roll, a yawn, a snoring noise or a fake forced laugh etc.
If this is the case ask them if they are ok and can take the bants.
I'm the fuckin bant-am menace mate spent 4 years hard time in bantanamo bay.
He has good good bants to be fair.
He has good good bants to be fair.
by ColdGlassOfOrangeBantaPlease July 27, 2018
“Cachau bant!”
by eeee4444 December 02, 2022
"I ploughed your mum... only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"
by royston14 March 04, 2012
1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.
2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
by rubikscubeguy March 08, 2019
Usually used to describe a funny scenario. Can be used to describe a scenario which was in no way 'banterous'.
by JR THE BEAST March 04, 2016
by Triniux March 23, 2023