band-aid worthy

some one who is so flatchested that the girl could were band-aids as bras

guy 1 :damn that girl is flat!
guy 2 : yea shes band-aid worthy
guy 1 :what??
guy 2 : she could use band-aids as a bra
guy 1 :ohhh i get it lol


i was bored !!! =

by ribbit im a duck! April 20, 2009

Butt band aid

Tight mini skirt that barely covers a nice ass

That ass was hot in that red butt band aid.

by Brownbear703 June 30, 2018

Band Aid

Danganronpa ship between Ibuki ( band) and mikan ( Aid )

I now have a sudden urge to create a band with mikan and ibuki in it and call it Bandaid

Band Aid do you get it?

by MikanTsumikiCosplayer October 10, 2021

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Redneck Band-Aid

Tampon pad with tape

Yo I got stabbed luckily I had a Redneck Band-Aid on me.

by BurntAce January 20, 2021

Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently

<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.

by 1Head January 29, 2021