The most western Balkan

The most western Balkan is a derogatory term that describes Portugal because Portugal has the same values on charts as the Balkan nations.

Look Portugal is clearly just the most western Balkan. Why else would they have the same amount of child mortality!

by Masi-Pallo October 6, 2023

Balkans

Southeast european territory where everyone hates eachother and together they hate turks.

"That dude's crazy-"
"Don't worry, he's probably from the Balkans."

by k0tinka February 28, 2022

Balkan oil check

When you suck your pinky finger and insert it an another persons anus then taste your pinky finger again.

That fart smells like you need a balkan oil check. You're probably running hot.

by CP85 June 23, 2022

WINTER ARC + MANGO + BALKAN RAGE + GERMAN STARE

The word that unlocks the level power of sigma, aura, and rizz. Probably the most skibidi word and THOSE WHO KNOW out there. Used by 8 year olds to get 1000+ aura.

Hey look! I just WINTER ARC + MANGO + BALKAN RAGE + GERMAN STARE'd up!

by pseudonym1112 December 11, 2024

Balkan promise

A promise made between two Balkans that is guaranteed to come true.

Haris: "Stefan, you better not forget to bring me burek from Sarajevo."
Stefan: "Relax, man. Balkan promise."

by okjlez February 18, 2025

balkan

a mf from a balkan country

W*stoid: Hi balkan!
Sigma balkan: Stfu w*stoid

by ass ault March 17, 2024

Balkan Goodbye

When you are trying to leave the party and after announcing your departure, the group is trying to convince you to stay. Followed by individuals that didn’t participate in the group discussion, asking you why are you going and also convincing you to stay. Often offering another drink. Life updates and last minute questions frequently used as a last resort holdup tactic. Expected average is 7-15 debates per event.

You messaged me that you will be home at 1:30 AM, and it’s 4 AM now. What happened? I had a proper balkan goodbye.

by Ulamk February 18, 2022