A wheel alignment on a car in which instead of properly adjusting the alignment of the wheel, you rotate the steering wheel on the spline.
Bro 1: After I changed my tie rod my wheel is all fucked up and I dont wanna pay someone to fix it.
Bro 2: Just do the Balkan wheel alignment retard.
Bro 2: Just do the Balkan wheel alignment retard.
by Prophet off of your sadness September 8, 2025

by damo dazza February 27, 2024

by marcus lad May 4, 2022

A really bad idea about uniting all of the balkans İnto 1 country
Edison:Why would anyone think of the balkan federation as a good idea
Micheal Jackson:I have no idea
Micheal Jackson:I have no idea
by Urbdicdayismay23 April 16, 2024

When you are trying to leave the party and after announcing your departure, the group is trying to convince you to stay. Followed by individuals that didn’t participate in the group discussion, asking you why are you going and also convincing you to stay. Often offering another drink. Life updates and last minute questions frequently used as a last resort holdup tactic. Expected average is 7-15 debates per event.
You messaged me that you will be home at 1:30 AM, and it’s 4 AM now. What happened? I had a proper balkan goodbye.
by Ulamk February 18, 2022

by yesJohnyes August 7, 2011

When a man from the Balkans goes full racism mode on a person of colour for a reason that can vary from mild argument to losing a match in Roblox football. What usually proceeds is the man experiencing the syndrome called Lithuanian Ball Cancer, which usually cause the man to die within 72 hours
Youseff: Damn bro, Jeremiah went full Balkan racism mode!
Jeremiah: (Racist with Lithuanian ball cancer symptoms)
Jeremiah: (Racist with Lithuanian ball cancer symptoms)
by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022
