Balkan wheel alignment

A wheel alignment on a car in which instead of properly adjusting the alignment of the wheel, you rotate the steering wheel on the spline.
Bro 1: After I changed my tie rod my wheel is all fucked up and I dont wanna pay someone to fix it.
Bro 2: Just do the Balkan wheel alignment retard.
by Prophet off of your sadness September 8, 2025
mugGet the Balkan wheel alignmentmug.

reverse balkan gecko

the reverse balkan gecko is when you are getting fucked in the urethra hole
jaden had the best reverse balkan gecko last night with some black guy
by damo dazza February 27, 2024
mugGet the reverse balkan geckomug.

bella balkan

hey that’s bella balkan she’s sexy as
by marcus lad May 4, 2022
mugGet the bella balkanmug.

balkan federation

A really bad idea about uniting all of the balkans İnto 1 country
Edison:Why would anyone think of the balkan federation as a good idea
Micheal Jackson:I have no idea
by Urbdicdayismay23 April 16, 2024
mugGet the balkan federationmug.

Balkan Goodbye

When you are trying to leave the party and after announcing your departure, the group is trying to convince you to stay. Followed by individuals that didn’t participate in the group discussion, asking you why are you going and also convincing you to stay. Often offering another drink. Life updates and last minute questions frequently used as a last resort holdup tactic. Expected average is 7-15 debates per event.
You messaged me that you will be home at 1:30 AM, and it’s 4 AM now. What happened? I had a proper balkan goodbye.
by Ulamk February 18, 2022
mugGet the Balkan Goodbyemug.

balkan hat

Short douchebag hair style, often seen on guidos
OMG! Look at that balkan hat, what a rebel!
by yesJohnyes August 7, 2011
mugGet the balkan hatmug.

Balkan racism mode

When a man from the Balkans goes full racism mode on a person of colour for a reason that can vary from mild argument to losing a match in Roblox football. What usually proceeds is the man experiencing the syndrome called Lithuanian Ball Cancer, which usually cause the man to die within 72 hours
Youseff: Damn bro, Jeremiah went full Balkan racism mode!

Jeremiah: (Racist with Lithuanian ball cancer symptoms)
by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022
mugGet the Balkan racism modemug.

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