Balkan Goodbye

When you are trying to leave the party and after announcing your departure, the group is trying to convince you to stay. Followed by individuals that didn’t participate in the group discussion, asking you why are you going and also convincing you to stay. Often offering another drink. Life updates and last minute questions frequently used as a last resort holdup tactic. Expected average is 7-15 debates per event.

You messaged me that you will be home at 1:30 AM, and it’s 4 AM now. What happened? I had a proper balkan goodbye.

by Ulamk February 18, 2022

Balkan Affair

The stitching between flaps of rubber on a jumpy or inflatable rubber object

As I fell of the jumpy, I sliced open my nuts on the Balkan Affair. fuck

by malmö January 26, 2010

Balkan stare

A terrifying type of stare only able to be made by inhabitants of the Balkan peninsula. It's effects are chaotic and deadly. If you ever insult phonk, the serbian dancing lady will appear and scream "BOIII WHAT U SAY ABOUT PHONK", then her face will turn into smiling trollge. After this you will hear loudly "MANGO! MANGO!" if you hear this start running. It's possible to deploy some techniques (created by Those who know:) that are the German stare and Romanian Nut Twisting to counterattack. However the lady may summon the hawk tuah creature. This ultra powerful creature will throw still water at you, instantly killing you. To defeat it, inject yourself with noradrenaline however this only has a 0.2137% chance of working. There exists the most powerful mythical legendary technique with infinite aura called "English or spanish" however it shall not be used, as will destroy the balance of the earth, it should only be used in the case of a disaster the scale of the world hasn't seen yet.

Phonk hater: Oh shit, is that the balkan stare

by yuugenmagan October 11, 2024

Balkan Stare

A stare primarily used by Balkans or someone intimidating, usually signifying power and fear.

"Someone gave me the balkan stare today at the mall, I shat myself!"

by SkibidiCum61192 November 25, 2024

balkan mango rage

when an individual hears someone says the quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens is a dogshit and how this individual fails to recognize the clear truth to this statement

“How dare you say that about my pookie bear. I am going to unleash my balkan mango rage”

by drakemayelover February 6, 2025

Balkan Flicker Clopping

"Balkan Flicker Clopping" Is the act of covering ones penis in balkan food grease as a lube like substance then flicking ones tip at light speeds while watching my little pony porn and masterbating at high speeds and aggression.

Hey Jake wanna try Balkan Flicker Clopping? It's a great way to relive stress.

by YN2 May 3, 2025

Balkan racism mode

When a man from the Balkans goes full racism mode on a person of colour for a reason that can vary from mild argument to losing a match in Roblox football. What usually proceeds is the man experiencing the syndrome called Lithuanian Ball Cancer, which usually cause the man to die within 72 hours

Youseff: Damn bro, Jeremiah went full Balkan racism mode!

Jeremiah: (Racist with Lithuanian ball cancer symptoms)

by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022