Chocolate Baguette

A sexuall act in which a man takes a shit then uses a Turkey Baster to place the shit into a another mans anus he then shoves his cock up that mans anus and when he ejaculates he removes his cock and puts it into the mans mouth and the man licks the shit off his cock.

The other day I had my gay boyfriend round and I gave him a chocolate baguette

by SKuffLe December 29, 2009

grande baguette

A penis as large as a big French breadstick.

I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the great disappearing chocolate cake mystery of 2001.

by Bloopy April 11, 2005

salty baguette

An angry Frenchman

There was a salty baguette in the bakery complaining that the baguettes weren't authentic.

by A Salty Baguette January 24, 2017

baguette muncher

a derogatory term used to refer to someone who originates from france.

look at that baguette muncher

by dapperchaps December 8, 2022

baguette god

the thing you call a baguette when it is so good that you call it a god

wow this is good

it is a baguette god

by fiberlvbaaruewcrcvgoyGVCBUORHH December 2, 2020

Sket baguette

Someone’s being a hoe (Chloe cassar) or someone’s just pissing you off.

“Ugh Chloe is such a hoee”
“I know right what a sket baguette”

by Ak47777 November 7, 2019

Baguette Pounder

When you slap your erect penis on a French girl’s face.

Aron: “So what’d you get up to last night?”
Damo: “Brooo last night I laid several baguette pounders on this French girl. ‘Oui Oui,’ she exclaimed.

by YTB - Yeah The Boys February 20, 2021