complete bagpipes

Adjective to describe a situation evoking an emotional state akin to that which is evoked by the fifth consecutive hour of bagpipe playing

That product release was complete bagpipes

by bagpipeplayer June 16, 2018

tulsa bagpipe

the act of receiving a blow job so good that wen you release you fart at the same time

Bro: I received that official last night

Bruh: how was it?

Bro: shawty made me TBP (Tulsa bagpipe)

by Immortal Hungry 1 May 30, 2018

braveheart bagpipe

similar to the rusty trombone, when a person is tossing the salad and simultaniously fingering the pussy of the female partner

The other night I meet a girl and later she made me play the braveheart bagpipe

by andy squared October 16, 2003

meat bagpipe

(1) Probably by far the most worthy and giggle-rich definition of the male reproductive member. The definition can, however, also be used to refer to the entire collective male genitalia.

(2) The penis and associated "sack".

Jill was unskilled at first, however, after a few expert lessons she was now fingering my meat bagpipe with expert dexterity.

Christy, skeptical at first, did not believe the rumors of me girth until she lifted me kilt and was forced to "benchpress" me meat bagpipe. Och... Aye!

by Stud McManly November 17, 2007

scottish bagpipe

When a woman proceeds to sit on your face, and then queefs in your mouth, thus sucking air from her pussy. your cheeks blow up like you are inhaling on a scottish bagpipe, and then you blow out your own tune.

I was eatin' my chick out when she scottish bagpiped the shit outta me. i puked immiediatley.

by realnice6969696 December 20, 2008

crusty bagpipe

When a chick with a tracheostomy is blowing you and she inhales right when you come and the spooge comes out her throat hole and dribbles on your nuts. It's a crusty bagpipe with tartar sauce if there's boogers in it.

That bitch gave me a crusty bagpipe and she didn't even lick my balls off after.

by analangus December 5, 2017

broken bagpipe

To erotically slide the penis in the place where the forearm and bicep intersect.

Last night I broken bagpiped my girlfriend and I splooged all over her stomach!

I love doing the broken bagpipe, it makes me feel all tingly inside of my genitals.

by Britta and Kurt August 14, 2007