complete bagpipes

Adjective to describe a situation evoking an emotional state akin to that which is evoked by the fifth consecutive hour of bagpipe playing

That product release was complete bagpipes

by bagpipeplayer June 14, 2018

Belgian bagpipe

The act of making a hole in the bed sheets facing your significant others nose, farting and lifting your legs up and down so that the scent is waft into their nasal cavity, bonus points if they start coughing

Person 1: my wife still isnt talking to me
Person 2: after that Belgian bagpipe
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: Haha nice.

by Ramenslayer88 January 10, 2021

braveheart bagpipe

similar to the rusty trombone, when a person is tossing the salad and simultaniously fingering the pussy of the female partner

The other night I meet a girl and later she made me play the braveheart bagpipe

by andy squared October 17, 2003

meat bagpipe

(1) Probably by far the most worthy and giggle-rich definition of the male reproductive member. The definition can, however, also be used to refer to the entire collective male genitalia.

(2) The penis and associated "sack".

Jill was unskilled at first, however, after a few expert lessons she was now fingering my meat bagpipe with expert dexterity.

Christy, skeptical at first, did not believe the rumors of me girth until she lifted me kilt and was forced to "benchpress" me meat bagpipe. Och... Aye!

by Stud McManly August 13, 2007

scottish bagpipe

When a woman proceeds to sit on your face, and then queefs in your mouth, thus sucking air from her pussy. your cheeks blow up like you are inhaling on a scottish bagpipe, and then you blow out your own tune.

I was eatin' my chick out when she scottish bagpiped the shit outta me. i puked immiediatley.

by realnice6969696 December 16, 2008

broken bagpipe

To erotically slide the penis in the place where the forearm and bicep intersect.

Last night I broken bagpiped my girlfriend and I splooged all over her stomach!

I love doing the broken bagpipe, it makes me feel all tingly inside of my genitals.

by Britta and Kurt August 11, 2007

bagpipe lung

1. A condition after sucking too much dick.

2. When she sucks so hard you start moaning like you are playing bag pipes.

Mary’s out of breath! Ya, she sucked so much dick at the party, that she has bagpipe lung!

by Sambiase October 01, 2022