ballet parking

a drop-at-the-door parking method used when your date/girlfriend/wife is too much of a prima donna to walk through the parking lot in her pretty shoes.

Guy 1: Where'd you park?

Guy 2: I had to spring for ballet parking. Kate wouldn't walk through the parking lot in her new shoes.

by gmoney5 January 11, 2010

ballet

A form of dance which requires a stick-thin figure, high pain threshhold and ungodly level of fitness. Complaining is not allowed. If your feet bleed/your toes break, it's a sign that you're on the right track. You can never wear open-toed shoes again.

'I'm so hungry I could eat three lettuce leaves' - the curse of ballet. Food is frowned upon.
'Pain is your friend'

by Ruth Jeanne November 10, 2008

Ballet

The closest humanity has come to perfection.

To dance the art form of Ballet.
To go see a Ballet.
To dance in a Ballet.

by Aspen Wren April 2, 2017

What even is ballet?

Used as a sort of comeback at a persons question that is either considered stupid or has an easy answer.

This is also used when a someone asks a question that you do not understand or do not know how to explain

Person 1: "dude, how is that even spelt?"
Person 2: "ugh, what even is ballet?"

by Yaoihands September 2, 2014

Bacetarian

Ones who diet includes bacon, but no other meat.

I would like a bacon burger with no burger, I’m a bacetarian.

by MMelSW July 5, 2018

Jelly Braclet

A small Jelly like braclet that was a fad in the 80's. untill about 4 years ago they were out of style and harmless now a days us kids get punished for wearing them because some skank made up some sexual shit for them to keep all her STD filled guys in order! Then she was stupid enough to tell an adult and the adult told the news crews and they made this whole big deal that we are all haveing sex because of them. P.S im wearing some right now! so Bite me and if you break mine I'll give you a hand job all right ill rip off your testicles! YEAH!!!

You just broke my Jelly Braclet lets have sex.

by Smgrl171 July 26, 2006

Ballet

A form of dance that works on balance and flexiblity.

I just started ballet and i already feel more balanced.

by nuhcole October 14, 2006