(bull-gare-Ən bliz-ard) verb: performing oral stimulation upon a male sex organ while shareing the space with frozen ice chunks
by amberandmichael December 23, 2008
A Bulgarian Warlord is when you are going at it anal and you pull out with shit on your junk pissed you wipe it above her lip to give her a hearty brown mustache fit for a warlord, you wait for it to dry and use you penis to flick it off with her occasionally letting her puff on it like a fat cigar.
Ass,booty,anal,frozen yeti,glass bottom boat, butterfly kisses, shiat, dump, bumpkin, Bulgarian Warlord
by N8DZ Nate Dizzie February 12, 2009
when a man cracks an egg into a woman's vagina, then procedes to fuck her, thus scrambling the eggs. the woman then squats over a pan, let's the mixture run out, and they scramble the eggs. enjoy!
by ryan phelan January 06, 2008
To slap someone acroos the face with your wang. Originated in Bulgaria in the 1700s, when rival dukes would sneak up and smack each other sensless to show disrespect or to challenge them to a duel.
Man, did you see Mark bulgarian slap Justin today? He got so mad, he totally torqued him! It was hilarious!
by the big sleaze October 29, 2006
by Ben Ellis October 04, 2006
When you are having sex with a girl and you leave your cum on her ass overnight until it hardens and then u scrap it off and u got some delicious cheese fit for any topping
by Sean Harrison May 27, 2007
I didn't have enough time to give myself the Stranger so I 'rassled up a quick Underhanded Bulgarian.
by Bob Mcalbe September 08, 2010