brojob

The act of two guys taking the bromance joke too far coupled with excessive one-way physical contact of a non-sexual fashion. Usually when one man accomplishes something non-trivial by the collective definition of 'Dude, that was awesome!'.
"If you guys are done brojobbing each other, can we get down to business?"

Girlfriend A: What's the hell? It's just a video game.
Girlfriend B: Seriously. We're about to see a brojob money shot.
by Sold Out Activist May 11, 2009
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Brojob

When a Bro needs a favor and as payback offers a Brojob. Does not necessarily mean a blowjob
Hey bro, I'll give you a Brojob if you let me see last nights homework.
by Clydefroggart October 29, 2014
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indirect brojob

Helping a bro get a blowjob - no matter the cost...
I gave Halvord an indirect brojob last night, even though it was a lot to bite over.
by LAstory January 24, 2017
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Brojob

The best thing to wake up to in the morning given you are around the same gender. When you wake someone up by slamming an opened beer in front of their face and exclaim something endearing like "Good morning motherfucker!" It's most usual occurrence being on a game-day in Morgantown.
Note: This is the "straight" definition
Sandy wasn't around to SMD but I still woke up happy after Pat pulled that stellar brojob on me.
by ZdubV September 30, 2012
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brojob

when a bunch of chads stand around in a circle masturbating and racing each other to ejaculating into a sock. last one to ejaculate in the sock will receive a slap in the face with the sock turned inside out. similar to the soggy waffle in a way.
John: hey man, brojob?
Alex: Naw man, i'm tired of getting slapped in the face with your baby juice.
by LOL street journal September 19, 2009
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National Brojob Day

April 24. The day all bros are allowed to give brojobs without it being homo.
Chad: Dude give me a bro job
Josh: Nah thats homo
Chad: It's National Brojob Day
by John123345688835853853 June 25, 2021
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give your homie a brojob

July 5th is national Give Your Bro a BroJob day. Find you best homie and go wild on his cock
Bro 1:Hey bro it’s national Give Your Homie a BroJob day do you want one?

Bro 2: Sure bro but don’t laugh because it’s tiny

Bro 1: Don’t worry bro I got you
Bro 2: hell yeah I love blowjobs
by Greg4004 July 05, 2022
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