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Loko Bombs

Similar to the Beer Shits (diarrhea the day following a night of drinking high quantities of beer) only from drinking FOUR LOKOs.

Loko Bombs have more solidity, velocity and explosivity than the beer shits do. Unlike the constant stream of liquid that the beer shits yield, Loko bombs occur in several waves of somewhat solid masses of feces, and explode into the toilet similar to a bomb. The average number of bombs dropped per Loko Bomb session is 4, possibly being the origin of the "FOUR" in FOUR LOKOS.

**Often accompanied by neon colored urine due to the high amounts of food color added to Four Lokos.
A phone conversation after a night of drinking FOUR LOKOS:

guy 1: "Dude, that party was radical last night. I can't believe Eddie drank 3 FOUR LOKOS without puking! We should do it again tonight!"

guy 2: "Damn, if Eddie has the Loko Bombs nearly as bad as I do, he's not gunna leave the house for the rest of the weekend."

guy 1: "I'm on the toilet right now with Loko Bombs!"

guy 2: "Yeah, I just Loko Bombed the hell out of my girlfriends bathroom."
by Dr. Cobs November 30, 2010
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bombshell

this term came from Rita Hayworth, the gorgeous, notorious movie star whose image was painted on the side of the first atomic bomb exploding at the Bikini Atoll in World War 2. (so she was a literal BOMBSHELL! :) This started the trend of calling stunning, sexy females bombshells- and the phrase is STILL commonly used today.
rita hayworth was the first woman to be called a 'bombshell'
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Bombshit is the marriage of the the terms "the bomb" and "the shit" only to emphasize the "bombness" and the "shitness" of oneself. This term should be used when the titles "the bomb" and "the shit" are not suffiecent because they do not capture the true quality of the person in the situation. It should be only used sparingly in order to preserve it's effect.
"Wow Greg! You are the bomb, no the shit, no the BOMBSHIT!"
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AMAZING!!!!!!
man I just had like five blue bombsicles, and I ain't fucked up yet!!! WTF!!!
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She's always listening to U2. She's a goddamned bonosexual, the bitch!
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