A fat ass blunt stick that the great Bob Marley would not be disappointed in. A blunt that Bob Marley would smoke to only his face. A grape dutchie that exceeds 2.5 grams of the finest kush in all the land which is rolled to absolute perfection.
Wyatt: Yo what you doing after the game against Yale on Saturday?
Mike: After we win on Saturday I am going to smoke a big fat Bob Marley blunt.
Mike: After we win on Saturday I am going to smoke a big fat Bob Marley blunt.
by sticky icky bud October 05, 2008
by W Spudder April 06, 2022
Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.
Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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