love blister

herpes simplex; or in other words, a cold sore.

damnit all that stress has given me a love blister.

by random-handom August 17, 2005

Spangle Blisters

Noun. canine testicles

JP: "I'm father christmas!"
Hamish: "No you're not! You're a featherless spangle blister!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Blister

A homosexual man

RuPaul is a blister

by Baltimore herbalist September 5, 2019

Oatmeal Blister

When a large puddle of semen is left on the body after ejaculation.

I left an oatmeal blister on her nose.

by Chris Hart July 1, 2005

blister package

The most awful type of wrapping that could possibly be used. Fucking difficult to unwrap, cuts your hands and houses shitty electical goods. Its usually worth it to get someone else to open it for you. EVIL BLISTER PACKAGE!!!!!!!!

this piece of shit blister package is in the way of my new headphones/mic/ frog/ps23xboxy thing! Fuck! my hands! Brian I've got a job for you...

by specaled hen June 10, 2008

Blister This Asshole

A term used to say lets "GTFO".

"C'mon Kage, lets blister this asshole."

by Cockballs McHairy Nutsack July 2, 2009

blisterfeld

That one awkward moment where you're trying to get past someone and you both move the same way.

The only way to resolve a blisterfeld is a fight to the death. Or a dance-off.

I got into a blisterfeld with this guy at the mall this morning.

I ran into this woman the other day when we both tried to walk around each other but went the same direction. What a blisterfeld!

by Marcus Andronicus December 28, 2009