eye bleach

a product used on the eyes when disturbing content, in line with internet rule 34, has been viewed and cleansing is necessary. steel wool may also be applied in severe cases.

"Damn it, the image of it is burned into my eyes!"
"Quick, use the eye bleach to remove"

by tad2020 September 6, 2006

get the bleach

When one says or does something so laughably stupid, lame, or weak, implying that they drink bleach and kill themselves.

"Jesus, I lost $55 in poker this weekend."
"I've got some bleach under the sink if you need it."

by Tsi April 19, 2005

Bleach

A delicious, thirst quenching beverage.

Want to get rid of your thirst, as well as other problems? Drink bleach!

by LilMemesDictionary December 3, 2016

blabla vu

1. (noun) The incredible lack of interest one experiences after someone just told them that they had deja vu. Coined by Greek-American comedian Demetri Martin.
2. (interjection) Expletive showing frustration at the lack of interest one experiences after hearing about someone else's deja vu.

Person 1: Dood i just got super bad deja vu!
person 2: Really man? thats crazy. (under his breath) "blabla vu".

by rieyin April 11, 2010

anal bleach

The cosmetic bleaching of the anus, to acheive a cleaner more aesthetic look.

I love to toss salad when a girl gets a fresh anal bleaching!

by Twitch801 November 22, 2007

blabbering

when someones talking shit

She was blabbering about her boyfriend all day.

by lessiecomeback March 7, 2007

Brain Bleach

A fictional 'bleach' is used to erase unwanted memories, usually of something traumatizing that was seen or heard.

Similar to 'Eye Bleach', but instead it clears memories instead of just vision.

Guy 1: Oh my god, I just saw a land whale in pink stretch pants!

Guy 2: Here, take my gallon of brain bleach, you're gonna need it!

by Inkspills July 7, 2009