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ace biscuits

A new way to say something is really great. (via Mr James May)
How do you like my new shirt?

It's really great! Ace Biscuits!
by VintageB May 24, 2016
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Spitting Biscuits

"Things were getting hot last night with my new girlfriend so I decided to go down on her...big mistake! She was totally spitting biscuits!!"
by Owlcoholics August 6, 2014
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Hill biscuits

The vilest, sickliest and cheapest contents of a Snufbag. Officially classed as food but should never be consumed by humans. Ethiopians have been known to turn their noses up at these foul creations, choosing starvation instead.
Mickus: What's in this week's Snufbag?

Mum: A bag of crisps and 18 packets of Hill biscuits.

Mickus: OK, throw me the crisps and shove the shit down the bog where it belongs.
by Lumpbag April 26, 2009
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Flip your biscuits

A version of "flip my biscuits" and "flipped her/his biscuits".

Meaning that someone may go crazy. Most commonly used to explain what someone else has caused to happen.
Ahh man, I know she was harsh in rejecting you, but don't flip your biscuits over it.
by Whatda October 28, 2010
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Hill Biscuits

A cheap, shit brand of biscuits. They are vile and sweeter than sugar. These are loved by SNUF and so he buys Me and Mickus 20 packs each in every SNUF Bag every week. We hate em so we bog the bastards down the Asda toilets and shit on em. This will be the fate of every Hill Biscuit.
MONKUS: What's in this weeks SNUF Bags?

SWYTHEERBRIDGE: A bag of crisps and 20 packets of Hill Biscuits.

MONKUS: OK I'll eat the crisps now and we'll take the Hill's to Asda to bog em.
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making biscuits

When a cat moves his two front paws in a kneading motion. First one paw reaches out with claws extended and as it retracts, the other paw reaches out with claws extended. Repeat.

This occurs when the cat is relaxed and is usually accompanied by purring. Sometimes the cat is too happy though. If wearing thin pants, damage to human limbs may result.
The cat was so happy after I fed him oysters, he started making biscuits like he was going to open a bake shop.
by Puffwa November 9, 2007
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Butter biscuits

A form of acceptance or trinkets from others. Usually given to those in the minority from those in power.
Look at all these bootlickers trying to get their butter biscuits from massah.
by catsdogslivingtogether January 25, 2019
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