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Binghamton

A town in upstate New York that can't seem to get out of its own way. Filled with some of the most dysfunctional people I never imagined I'd see. And this includes people in all manner of government, industry, business, law, real estate... you name it. A place where decay and hopelessness pervade people's minds and emotions, as well as the landscape in general. One has to wonder why it's simply not shut down and rendered irrecoverable.
I'll never set foot in Binghamton again.
by Klec Money October 28, 2022
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binghamton suny student

Typically a pretentious spoiled brat from Long Island who looks down on the working local population, even though they are 100% supported by their parents while they attend a state school which is subsidized by the same blue collar workers they frequently insult.
Hey, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the St. Patrick's Day parade and some Binghamton Suny Student puked on her.
by nospellgood January 21, 2018
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Binghamton University

A public university in Up-state New York that is filled to the brim with people from Long Island. The school is notorious for having "frats" that are no more than a group of ambiguously gay men living together that like to invite high school girls over to "party."
It is known to provide a good education, if one can survive the long islanders, new york citiers, and "frat" boys.
-Yo look at that kid over there buying those high school girls drinks with his mom's credit card... He must go to Binghamton University
by cowssssssssssssssss February 25, 2009
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Binghamton High school

a school in upstate new york with more students than desks. if you go there, it automatically makes you terrifying to kids from surrounding schools.
You go to Binghamton High School? Where's your gun?
by mmmmshaka April 4, 2009
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Binghamton Booty Call

You freeze your cum in an ice tray, then stick it up your girls ass and vagina and while it melts you cum in her face causing cum to simultaneously come out of all of her holes.
My girlfriend likes to get kinky with ice so I gave her the Binghamton Booty Call.
by Jim Wolf January 9, 2009
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Binghamton, NY

The hometown of Rod Serling, creator of The Twilight Zone, and where spiedies originated. Known for hosting Spiedie Fest and Balloon Rally at every August.
Let's stop in Binghamton, NY for some spiedies!
by amsdragonfly August 19, 2008
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Binghamton Compromise

1. (n) an individual significantly below one's standards that one dates or sleeps with solely because of the lack of options available in Binghamton, New York, the 5th most depressing town in the US.

2. (n) the act of dating/sleeping with someone significantly below one's standards as a direct result of a lack of sexual options
It'd been way too long since I saw any action, so I finally pulled a Binghamton Compromise last night.
by BinghamtonBound May 28, 2011
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