bic

A unit of measurement used to define the area of hair shaved from a monobrow to form 2 normal eyebrows. Each "bic" is equivalent to a standard disposable razor width.

"Dan has taken a bic out of his mono"

by fatbaldbloke May 2, 2010

Bic Butt

The kind of poop that turns your butt into a ball point pen. Just keeps writing on the paper

Damn I used the whole roll of toilet paper. I have Bic butt :(

by Outofpaper October 19, 2023

Bic Velocity

A tool utilized by the Filler God for many of their greatest creations. It was used to write the Fate of the Universe, a scripture which would determine how the universe begins and ends. It is still in use by the Filler God to write Forever Contracts, a document that can grant great power to lowly mortals, but can take away so much more. The true form of the Bic Velocity is still largely unknown, however it is speculated that it is the same color as a tangerine.

Filler God: "What is that in your pocket?"
Jack: "Oh, that's just my BIC® Velocity Mechanical Pencil with 0.7mm le-"
Filler God: "BLASPHEMY! THERE IS ONLY ONE BIC VELOCITY. ALL OTHERS WILL BE ERASED BY YORKUMS."

by emkay1 November 6, 2021

Bic Coronado

A word that is used in the island boy language to indicate a persons name

Shawty1: omg bic Coronado when do we do homework??

by Pimp lil skimp January 19, 2022

Bic face

To slam the open palm of your hand directly into someones face knocking their head back.

I bic faced that bitch when she started talking shit up in my face.

by J-Tex July 9, 2011

Bic Dick

A thin Bic Pen sized dick

with your Bic Dick it's no wonder she never smiles george...

by webbo July 22, 2008

bic pic

The act of cracking a U-Type bike lock using nothing but an ordinary Bic Pen. It seriously works and is easier than making instant noodles.

Yo bitch, let's go bic pic from those rich kids over there. I got my pens from Costco.

by damndumbass September 19, 2004