bender

The term bender derives from the action of one's ankles bending in such a fashion that they suck at skating. Some are born true benders while in other cases being a bender can develop as a result of ... Read Moreyears of being dangled. A common cure for bending includes taping your ankles. A suggested desicion for totally hopeless benders includes playing down a couple tiers, playing girls hockey, figure skating, or just quiting the sport all together.

I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender.

by DOERR! November 8, 2009

bender

When used as a noun it means homosexual.

I passed out at a party and was violated by a bender.

by Mark Kunkel July 18, 2008

bender

A very large bowel movement. I.E. The turd "bends" as it hits the bottom of the toilet.

"After eating a large amount of food, one must take a bender"

by Urbadict September 27, 2005

bender

Offensive slang for a homosexual male. Derived from the act of bending over in the preparation of receiving.

"Your moustache looks like a benders moustache"

"Why thank-you!!!"

by Maur Schtupedschit July 15, 2008

Bender

The characteristics of a person that include selflessness, the ability to listen attentively to a persons problems, the ability to have an air of authority about you, but not in an overpowering or oppressive way. Being honorable, humble and a good leader, being full of integrity.

Dude, what is it with that guy? He knows how to lead, and everyone listens to him and looks up to him!
Yeah, he's way Bender.

by gottabtru1 December 27, 2007

bender

A really bad hockey player or sports player. Generated from the bend in a hockey players ankles when they cannot skate.

That bender looks like he's doing snow angels because he is falling all over the ice.

by my 2 cents October 14, 2008

bender

gay person

that guy is a total bender

by van_block January 27, 2012