bastard

1.A person born to unmarried parents

2.One who aggravates

1. Blayze is a bastard

2. Shut up bastard!

by DizzyLizzy December 7, 2006

Bastard

A child, male or female, born with out their parents being married before their birth.
Not before creation, just before birth.

At least my parents were married when I was born! Your such a bastard!

Shut up! It's not my fault!

by Boo You Whore! January 9, 2011

Bastard

A fun and playful name to call your closest friends.

"Sup you big bastard"
"See you tomorrow you magnificent bastard"

by Mr.Badsause July 29, 2014

bastard

In addition to referring to an illegitimate child, bastard is an excellent filler word.

Before:
You fucking imbecile.
After:
You fucking imbe-bastard-cile.

by Countach Smeech September 23, 2003

bastard

1) Fish excrement.
2) An insult.
3) Somebody born without a father.

1) "Dude, look at that floating bastard."
2) "Dude, that guy's a bastard."
3) "Dude, BO's mum's a whore and he's a bastard."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

bastard

1.n An insult, roughly equivalent to bitch, meaning "illegitamite child". Kind of an indirect assault on one's mother.
2.adv Roughly equivalent to "insanely", "incredibly" or "amazingly". Used to modify ideas. Kind of like an interjection like "Fuck!", only used with another word.

1. Go to hell, you fucking bastard.

2a. That test was bastard hard.
2b. Wow! That car was bastard fast!

by Outbound Flight January 11, 2009

bastard

A child born out of wedlock

by Ferg June 30, 2003