by el chavo ballistic September 15, 2021
Get the el chavo ballisticmug. A nigga who's niggardry is so powerful that not even Uncle Ruckus can exorcise the nigganess out of said nigga.
The vile nigga in question holds such malice and pure hatred, that if you were to oppose the nigga he would go out of his way to fuck up your whole bloodline’s lives for generations a thousand fold. There is no whip too long nor belt too firm that can beat the ghoulish amount of nigganess out of the nigga. The only thing strong enough to un-ultramegasuperultimatekookoocrazyballisticniggify the nigga who has fell nictim (nigga victim) to such an absurd amount of niggardry is to force the nigga gorge upon a mountain of bland ass mashed potato, so that the inner white person inside the abhorrent nigga’s soul may break free, and put an end to such niggarous tyranny.
The vile nigga in question holds such malice and pure hatred, that if you were to oppose the nigga he would go out of his way to fuck up your whole bloodline’s lives for generations a thousand fold. There is no whip too long nor belt too firm that can beat the ghoulish amount of nigganess out of the nigga. The only thing strong enough to un-ultramegasuperultimatekookoocrazyballisticniggify the nigga who has fell nictim (nigga victim) to such an absurd amount of niggardry is to force the nigga gorge upon a mountain of bland ass mashed potato, so that the inner white person inside the abhorrent nigga’s soul may break free, and put an end to such niggarous tyranny.
“BREAKING NEWS: THE ULTRA MEGA SUPER ULTIMATE KOOKOO CRAZY BALLISTIC NIGGA HAS BROKEN FREE FROM HIS CELL!
EVERYBODY GET TO STEPPIN OR WERE ALL FUCKED”
Nigga 1: SHIT NIGGA WERE DOOMED”
Nigga 2: “GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR BEFORE HE GETS HERE”
Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga: *sitting in the backseat of they car whilst bashing to fortnite feet*
EVERYBODY GET TO STEPPIN OR WERE ALL FUCKED”
Nigga 1: SHIT NIGGA WERE DOOMED”
Nigga 2: “GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR BEFORE HE GETS HERE”
Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga: *sitting in the backseat of they car whilst bashing to fortnite feet*
by Fagneto December 9, 2024
Get the Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Niggamug. 1. noun. A dummy, especially used in target shooting practice.
2. adjective. (based on Ballistic (adj. sense)) a person who always being angry or agitated whenever something ticks them off (e.g. trauma, anxiety, transgressions, etc.)
2. adjective. (based on Ballistic (adj. sense)) a person who always being angry or agitated whenever something ticks them off (e.g. trauma, anxiety, transgressions, etc.)
1. "This ballistic-head looks janky than ever before."
2. "Never tell that person about that matter, as that guy's a ballistic-head."
2. "Never tell that person about that matter, as that guy's a ballistic-head."
by monika'sgrandad January 19, 2024
Get the Ballistic-headmug. by barney’s lover December 25, 2021
Get the nutso ballisticmug. A Scouse/Middle England term for an awkward 17 year old girl with terrible depth perception coming at you fast enough to cause damage equivalent to that of an actual military grade missile.
by itanimulli.com May 5, 2020
Get the Ballistic Caryssilemug. Jared: Man, I had 2 mythic weapons, a medallion, and a crown and I lost it all to some default with a ballistic shield
Juan: I am not real, Jared. I am just a figment of your imagination. You need real friends soon, you can't just keep talking to me all the time.
Juan: I am not real, Jared. I am just a figment of your imagination. You need real friends soon, you can't just keep talking to me all the time.
by Oklahoma_Man January 20, 2024
Get the Ballistic Shieldmug.