arlarse

'arlarse' comes from the words 'arly' and 'arse',
'arly' means to be mean to someone, or sly, and 'arse' pretty much describes itself
so 'arlarse' means to be really sly towards someone, so much so that your a complete arse for being such a meany!

A very popular term used in the slums of Liverpool, many people have no clue what we mean, and shun our amazing vocabulary!

person 1: "hey can i have some of that?"
person 2: "no"
parson 1: "Oh, go on dont be an arlarse!"

by FairyBlairy May 13, 2005

Irish Alarm Clock

Fuck. OFF. sigh. no more fart, alcohol, potato, or poor jokes about us, please. We are people too, who have feelings, and it is offensive. We have gone through so much shit, don't know if any of you shitheads realize it, but we have. No, the blacks weren't alone. Sure they had slavery, but we had fuckin brits on us, fire us first, hire us last. We were always poor, slaved in factories, were kept down by the brits, made to build a wall, many died in the process. Little kids. Elderly, sick, tired people. Everyone gets jumped on for being racist about african-americans now, but what about all the fuckin Irish jokes? cut it out. My grandma came to America when she was 18, and everyone made her embarrassed about her heritage. She was too shy to TALK. Then, she met Grandpa. =) he understood her. Now she's pretty well off, rich actually. I have only faced a little racism, I don't really have an accent, no (well, some people say I talk a little weird, lol), but when people find out I'm Irish... there's where the alcoholic jokes begin.

" Hey, you ever give anyone an Irish Alarm Clock?"
" go die in a hole."

by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009

Azarian

a very sexy Asian man with good hair and big pp and gets loads of bitches

"Azarian dumped Mikayla the day after camp"

"Azarian gets loads of bitches"

by frankieAmante April 30, 2023

Miroo Alarm

The greatest song to ever exist

Person: What's your favorite song of all time?

Miroo: Miroo alarm of course!

by Miroooo1 July 12, 2019

jizz alarm clock

The act of waking another by jizzing in their face.

If you dont get up for your lecture, i will give you the jizz alarm clock. you slag.

by Abbie 'jizz monster' October 2, 2007

turkeyneck alarm clock

The practice of waking someone up by poking them in the ass with your morning wood.

Scott was afraid of sleeping in Ian's hotel room 'cause he suspected Ian would wake him with a wicked turkeyneck alarm clock.

Pontus loves it when Christian gets him up with his great big turkeyneck alarm clock.

by Mr. Random User January 3, 2006

Alarm Clock BJ

When a woman wakes a man up in the morning by performing fellatio on him but she is gentle and wishes not to wake him until he is ejaculating.

My wife gave me an Alarm Clock BJ this morning, when I woke up I was ejaculating in her mouth. The great start to a great day!

by JTrainHasArrived August 6, 2010