Don't Yell at Me!!! 

An exclamation used to express anxiety, paranoia, and sometimes anger. Usually spoken with the voice style of a mentally challenged person with an IQ of around 13. It is customary for the user to place their hands (preferably open-palmed) over their ears, simulating earmuffs, as the exclamation implies they want to shut out the "yelling". It is also customary to do such action when no one in the vicinity of the user is yelling or even merely raising their voice.

Tim's Mom (Calmly): I think you could have done better on that math test, Tim.

Tim: *Covers ears* Don't yell at me!!!!!

Tim's Mom: Christ, I should of taken the Asian kid at the adoption center....

*Tim continues to block all sound out with his hands*

Don't Yell at Me!!! by Quit yelling!!!! July 31, 2009

ain't mad at it 

Sometimes used just to describe something that is simply OK, but more often used in the context of describing something that you initially expected to be unpleasant or unsavory but through experience found it much more tolerable and possibly enjoyable than you had previously thought.

How's that fancy ghost pepper hot sauce on those wings? "You know, I ain't mad at it. I like the hints of pineapple even though this may mean hickory hole in the near future..."

ain't mad at it by Jforthegold August 31, 2017

don't look at me like your mama don't feed you

another way of saying "don't look at me like that."

Fred: STFU.
Tom: (gives weird look)
Fred: Don't look at me like your mama don't feed you!

don't look at me like your mama don't feed you by Ali-san October 16, 2008

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up 

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.

Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up by 888899990000000 March 27, 2022

wet birds don't fly at night 

A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives.

Two guys come out of a pub:

1st Guy: "Lets burn some rubber in da drag races man while its dark! No coppers!"

2nd Guy:"Wet birds don't fly at night... remember that man..."

wet birds don't fly at night by Gdogs McC & Natablanca D January 13, 2006

Don't look at me! 

if you are really Insecure of what you look like then you would say this so that one person would just stop looking at you since they are a threat and make you feel bad and insecure about themselves or if that person is really creeping you out when they look at you.

Ugly girl: *stares at guy*
Guy: don't look at me!

Girl: *looks at fat or ugly guy*
Insecure guy: don't look at me!

Don't look at me! by oliviakl June 10, 2016

Don't look at my newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.

"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"

Don't look at my newspaper! by 2Bobs April 23, 2024