mutually assured

A term expressing an expectation of reciprocity. If event A happens, then event B will certainly follow. Most commonly used in the phrase "mutually assured destruction," which posits that the best defense against a nuclear-based attack is the threat of a "mutually assured" retaliatory nuclear-based attack...although the term can be applied to events less earth-shakingly catastrophic.

"If I go down on you, it damn well better be mutually assured that you'll be sucking my cock afterwards."

by lexicographer September 15, 2003

Mutually Assured Destruction

Mutually Assured Destruction is where two parties end up destroying each other in the end. This can happen at the end of narcissistic relationships

David and I's relationship devolved to a platform of mutually assured destruction. He nearly took my life, so I made sure to destroy his reputation. He took my money, so I took his. He cheated on me, so I cheated on him. We were both nearly destroyed by the end.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

assurance blow

When you blow your nose one more time after getting most of the snot out just to make sure.

"I had to do an assurance blow before I threw away the Kleenex in case there was a little bit of snot left."

by SquidDude May 8, 2019

mutually assured

to feel safe because others feel the same way
peer support
feel the same as someone

now that i'm mutually assured i'll do the driveby with u boys

by teddyK September 13, 2003

mutually assured destruction

Basically a Mexican standoff between prominent countries that possess nuclear weapons and have different polictical agendas. Causes the entire world to be gripped in a sort of doomsday fatalism. Also results in peace talks to boil down to a pissing match in which each side takes a "I'll-throw-down-my-gun-if-you-throw-down-your-gun-first" attitude.

In "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" the apes may have survived if they had thier own nukes. The mutant humans wouldn't have used thier nuke because of fear of mutually assured destruction. Which didn't matter anyway, because they all ended up dead, like a bunch of pork rinds.

by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003

mutually assured destruction

A type of unit in Command & Conquer Red Alert

"I'd biuld a MAD tank but they're so damn expensive"

by AHHHHHHHHH September 24, 2003

African-American Assurance

when the blacks that have spent money on the economy which is the most for any race ask for support from the entities they support.

African-American Assurance gave blacks an informal share in all of the things they help and the unneeded government aid was uncovered.

by Coop Dupe December 9, 2019