The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.
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My condolences I heard your grandpa died of Arkansas Asphyxiation. Thank you, but we were a little disappointed the coroner ruled it a suicide.
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Talent
20 yd range Instant 45 sec cooldown
Requires Death Knight
Lifts the enemy target off the ground, crushing their throat with dark energy and stunning them for 5 sec.
Buff
Asphyxiate Stunned.
5 seconds remaining
Spell Details Duration 5 seconds School
Physical Mechanic Stunned Dispel typen/a GCD category
Normal Cost None Range 20 yards (Short) Cast time
Instant
Cooldown 45 seconds
GCD Effect Apply Aura: Mod Stun Disable Gravity
PVP Multiplier: 1 Flags Cannot be used while shapeshifted
Does not require shapeshift
Allow Class Ability Procs
Nameplate Enemy Debuffs
Quick Facts
Class: Death Knight
Added in patch 7.0.3 "Legion"
Icon: ability_deathknight_asphyxiate
Talent
20 yd range Instant 45 sec cooldown
Requires Death Knight
Lifts the enemy target off the ground, crushing their throat with dark energy and stunning them for 5 sec.
Buff
Asphyxiate Stunned.
5 seconds remaining
Spell Details Duration 5 seconds School
Physical Mechanic Stunned Dispel typen/a GCD category
Normal Cost None Range 20 yards (Short) Cast time
Instant
Cooldown 45 seconds
GCD Effect Apply Aura: Mod Stun Disable Gravity
PVP Multiplier: 1 Flags Cannot be used while shapeshifted
Does not require shapeshift
Allow Class Ability Procs
Nameplate Enemy Debuffs
Quick Facts
Class: Death Knight
Added in patch 7.0.3 "Legion"
Icon: ability_deathknight_asphyxiate
"Aspyxiate":
A: I find your lack of air... amusing.
B: I find your lack of faith...disturbing...
C: ah! I don't believe in ancient religion.
D: For PvP use:
I find your lack of air... disturbing.
E: Turns the target into a living Piñata
F: "Darth Vaders the target turning them into a living punching bag for 5 seconds.
Functions as a silence if the target can resist the dark side!"
G: 'G'asphyxiate: I'll blow up your damn door, (emp) up your back-up, and "'g'^$%#/_/t/×1^73" ya bear'd sneek-spots. 'G'asphyxiate you, your clan, and those animals lurking out up over waiting at yards dude's place.
A: I find your lack of air... amusing.
B: I find your lack of faith...disturbing...
C: ah! I don't believe in ancient religion.
D: For PvP use:
I find your lack of air... disturbing.
E: Turns the target into a living Piñata
F: "Darth Vaders the target turning them into a living punching bag for 5 seconds.
Functions as a silence if the target can resist the dark side!"
G: 'G'asphyxiate: I'll blow up your damn door, (emp) up your back-up, and "'g'^$%#/_/t/×1^73" ya bear'd sneek-spots. 'G'asphyxiate you, your clan, and those animals lurking out up over waiting at yards dude's place.
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