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ASHLEE

WENT TO THE BEACH AND SAW AN ASHLEE TODAY
by DJBDIFVBERUB July 10, 2016
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ashlee

ashlee is a blonde bitch with small titties. She’s a bloody weirdo and is a fucking tall tree.
woah she has no tits
yeah that’s ashlee
by anonymous May 6, 2018
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Ashlee Simpson

From a recent interview in "Lucky" magazine:

"I'm totally against it and offended by it," Simpson told Lucky magazine. "I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me."

Can we quote you on that, Ashlee?

What's next, an "accidentally leaked" Internet sex tape?
Ashlee (and Jessica) went to the Milli Vanilli School of Music Performance.
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Ashlee Simpson

Quoted in Jane Magazine for saying that she is against lip syncing and would NEVER do it herself.
Was the first performer ever in all thirty something years of saturday night live to get caught lip syncing and just walked off the stage like a dumbass, instead of being a professional and starting over.

The first artist to be Boo'ed off of the stage at the end of her performance because everything about her sucks. Her, her music, ESPECIALLY her singing.

Is riding off her sisters fame and talent.

ONLY has a record contract because her sister Jessica Simpson and her father are in the music industry.

UGLY, FUGLY, and needs some SERIOUS surgery to fix that heap she calls a nose growing on her face.
Also, a heavy attitude adjustment.

Tries harder than Avril to be so PUNK!
But she's failing miserably.
Hey Asslee, dying your hair, and wearing dark clothes and shirts that say "Punk" won't make you "punk" no matter how hard you tap your red ruby slippers together.
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Ashlee Simpson

V.
To sing without moving your mouth or holding your mic.
"It was acid reflux!"
by SgtSalad November 22, 2004
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ashlee hung

1. the inevitable marriage between the two worst singers of our era: Ashlee Simpson and William Hung.

2. A person who lip syncs to william hung..or sounds like both.
Dean:Hey Mark, is that a cat dying I hear?
Mark: No man, its just an Ashlee Hung.
by bug_eyed_monster September 8, 2005
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Ashlee Simpson

An ugly fuck who doesnt know how to sing at all and sounds like a cat getting hit by a tractor. Also is notorious for being a ho and doing the ho-down. Is the most untalented retard in the United States, and got booed by 72,000+ people at the orange bowl half time.
"pretty pink circle's fault?"
by love January 12, 2005
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