cathartic arrest

Synonym for immediate onset explosive diarrhea and the euphoric experience upon being able to relieve oneself.

" ...dude you're clutching your stomach, have rapid shallow breathing and appear to be losing consciousness, are you going into cathartic arrest?"

"If I don't find a spot to deuce on the fly I'm gonna fuckin' expire "maannn!"

by Sav Ex November 23, 2013

pp arrest

When your better half forbids you to have sex.

I am under pp arrest for cheating on my girlfriend.

by kalray April 29, 2021

shittiac arrest

The moment in which a person, desperately needing to take a shit, is forced to stiffen up, clamp their ass cheeks as hard as possible, and make their way to the bathroom as fast as they can in their awkward, waddling position in order to avoid shitting themselves.

Joey: "Did you see the way Tim left the room? He looked like a fucking penguin. Should we call an ambulance?"
Dave: "Nah bro, he's entered shittiac arrest. He's in god's hands now."

by Fuck a handle September 6, 2017

cardiac arrest

Refers to an instance where you get "cuffed 'n' booked" for stealing someone's heart.

Cardiac arrest never happens in real life, of course, but "there oughtta be a law" against trifling with someone's affections.

by QuacksO October 5, 2018

mouse arrest

The state of being stuck at your computer, to answer endless emails for example.

Sorry I missed lunch; work had me under mouse arrest.

by iamlazarus August 18, 2007

Arrested Development

Michael Bluth finds himself forced to stay in Orange County and run the family real estate business after his father, George Bluth Sr., is sent to prison for committing white-collar crime. He tries to juggle the wants and needs of his spoiled and eccentric family while being a good role model for his teenage son, George Michael.

Arrested Development

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019

reltne arrest

A hard-on so fierce that it not only peels the skin away from one's face, but also drains the blood from rest of the body and threatens to kill the host.

That chick I hooked up with last night was so hot and horny she almost sent me into reltne arrest.

by Skyp67 April 8, 2009