arbiscartuary

The misuse of the word ironic

(a situation that isn't really ironic)
"Dude that is so ironic"
"No it's not, stop saying arbiscartuary things

by drumlinePHS June 8, 2009

ARBUS

Acronym, Ass Raped By Uncle Sam

Originated over-seas by a small clique of disgruntled soldiers, after their tour of 14 months got involuntarily extended five months. It does not replace BOHICA, but is used in extreme ass raping conditions where a stronger noun is needed.

Dumb soldier: "What's up Matt?"
Veteran: "Still dealing with being ARBUS, after all these years bro"
Dumb Soldier: "The VA huh? They still aren't paying you more than 20 percent?"
Veteran: "Nope, I suppose that IED was never documented and neither was the fact they amputated my left arm."
Dumb Soldier: "At least they didn't re-call you!!!"

by Disgruntled X Soldier August 25, 2009

abysmality

A seriously worse version of a dismality.

Guy 1: I lost my dorm keys and also locked my phone in my room so I had to sleep in the hallway.
Guy 2: So bad!
Guy 1: But guess what, the next day I woke up and realized I was on the wrong floor!
Guy 2: EXTREME ABYSMALITY for you!!!

by EADSGFPEA March 25, 2022

ambystomatidae

Ambystomatidae is a family of salamander that belong to the order of Caudata in the class Amphibia.

An axolotl belongs in the family Ambystomatidae

by bmwbamboojuice February 23, 2022

Arby's melt

n. when a girl's vagina looks like an Arby's worker dropped the roast beef on the floor and repeatedly stomped on it with her Timberlands and picked it up, put sauce on it, and served it to u anyway.

I knew Tanya was loose, but damn that girl had that Arby's melt! Shit was flappin around so much I thought that bitch was gonna fly away!

by Kyle Br. December 26, 2007

The Yawning Abyss

The Yawning Abyss is a ride from the Theme Park Sans World, created by the youtuber CallMeCarson and his friends, this ride makes you question your spatial perception of the universe.
Once you come out you'll be ascended, you won't even need to comunicate with language, you'll be able to comunicate telepathically.

It is said that if you gaze into the Yawning Abyss for long enough you may just return with an inkling of the Merciless SunGod's vast knowledge.

by Weenie le pug September 21, 2020

smuggling arby's

When a girls labia is exposed, or has the potential to be exposed via short skirt or shorts.

When that girl bent over, it looked like she was smuggling arby's

by RichW July 14, 2006