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April's are one of the most gorgeous women out there when she laughs it'll make your day and when she cries it'll make you want to help her as much as possible. April is also the greatest girlfriend anybody can find, they are very serious about their relationship and will take lots of time into it. Most April's are Irish or Italian and most April's are Latinas, April's are bi-lingual, they can speak Italian, Spanish, Japanese, and much more. Most April's are also very flat, they have no ass and it seems they have no breasts but trust me, they do, most of there ass's grow when there 16 or 17 but never say anything you'll regret, they'll remember every single word you said to them and make it come back to you in the future. but other than that, April's are harmless and every April should be a model when there 16 and 17.
"Oh- Who's that?"
"Hm? Oh, that's April. She's gorgeous, isn't she?
"Yeah, but she doesn't have an ass."
"Don't say that dude! Just wait for nature to do its course. it'll come, and it'll come in hard."
April by Andrei Corbett December 6, 2020
The April i know is stubborn, annoying and really, really short. But she is an awesome friend and she sticks up for you when she's not being bitchy. She is actually hilarious and we all love her so, so much.
Person 1 "Who's that midget who's having 5 zooper doopers and is going mental?"
Person 2 "oh her? thats just april. :)"
April by Rose821 June 6, 2023
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A name given to a girl while her mother is to doped up on pain pills to think of a more creative/and or original name to give her child. And no, switching the "i" with a "y" in April does NOT make it any better. As for personality, how the hell should I know? You can't judge the personality of a person soley based on their name.
Boy: Hey! What's your name?
April: Hi, my names April.
Boy: (about to ask the most overasked/stupid question ever) Oh! So were you born in April too? *jokingly*
April:... *shuffles awkwardly*
Boy:... *blink* Oh my God you were! Hahahahahahaha!!
April: SHUT UP! My mom thought it was clever at the time! *runs off in shame*
April by DW<3SW&TAOTLC July 27, 2011
A girl who is sometimes sweet but cold hearted at the same time . Has her good and BAD moments and is a big follower
Kim:she just copied my user name
Josh: she must be an April
April by Dysfunctionalatheart February 6, 2015
The most amazing month ever in which only the coolest people in the world are born in.
April is the coolest month of all.
April by mband21 March 23, 2009
n.
violent long nailed creature of greek mythology.
April by Chirag October 19, 2003
April is that one girl that everyone likes.she has the best personality anyone can ask for.she might be tough but she definitely has a sweet spot but if you ever start something just remember who she is because April can do loads of things to you.april is also very popular but she doesn’t think it.she knows she’s beautiful and so does any boy/girl.so if you ever get an April in your life...KEEP HER!!🥰
Girl:omg I wish I knew an April

Boy:my gf is so beautiful.
Other boy:of course she is her name’s April!🤤
April by Funny April April 13, 2020