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Apocalypse of the month

Noun. - A potentially world-ending event strongly hyped by the media during a short period of time, then forgotten by the public after the world, evidently, does not end. Soon enough it will be followed by a new catastrophe in-the-making. These events often resonate with the public due to widespread popular feelings, such as Nature getting back at Man, scientists going too far, a sign of the End Times, or simply terrorists.

The most successful example in recent times is Maya fever, which has snowballed into an international cultural phenomenon and lasted for several years.
Hey, wasn't the BP oil spill going to destroy the world because of the methane bubble ready to explode under the Gulf of Mexico? Oh, nevermind.

The current Apocalypse of the month is the new large hadron collider at CERN, which some believe may create a black hole. Of course, this is patently ridiculous.
by 11redred11 November 12, 2010
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signs of the apocalypse

"The signs of the apocalypse will come soon" said the old man right before he farted.
by alex phelan May 15, 2006
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Prolaptic Apocalypse

1) The end of all asses

2) The day all colons shall be brought to the light

3) The book of painal revelations

4) Ron Goodwin's love life
After the prolaptic apocalypse, balloon knots will be as common as genitalia
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The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.

Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.
News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.

Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.
by scodder April 30, 2010
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Pussy Apocalypse

Whenever you see such a fine pussy that you know something is cumming to an end.
Did you see that pussy? This has to be a pussy apocalypse.
by Big ass tities October 30, 2011
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apocalypse

The contrapositive relationship between aesthetic elements (lines) and aesthetic attributes (colors, space) in which human beings are pawns.

Schematized in Goethe's Theory of Colors.
Goethe conjectured that colors and spaces (implicit lines) are contraposed to EXplicit lines in linear time and this contraposition is only manifested to human beings as cultural conflict.

Thus human beings are not agentic actors in this conflict but are FUNCTIONS in the apocalypse.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 24, 2018
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Apocalypse Bingo

It is a bingo game regarding the various apocalyptic events that have been happening in 2020. If you complete a row of Apocalypse Bingo™ and yell "Bingo!" you earn absolutely nothing except the realization that we are utterly fucked.
"Hey, did you hear about the massive oil spill in Russia and the murder hornets that arrived at the U.S?"
"Come again?"
"Umm, there's a giant oil spill and murder hornets?"
"Oh, another one for Apocalypse Bingo"
by Xx_Beans_xX June 10, 2020
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