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angry dragon

when your womens giving you head right before blow your load stick it up her nose the jizz will run out making her look like and angry dragon
by Tank101 January 19, 2005
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ANGRY DRAGON

When your wife tells you " I don't think we have anything in common anymore" beg for just one more of her "great jobs" then when you cum, smack her in the back of the head, causing the sperm to fly out of her nose. She'll look just like an angry dragon, your last memory of her.
Lisa, you look just like an angry dragon!
by kozykole May 8, 2003
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angry dragon

This is where you are taking a woman hard from behind and as you build up to your climax (the Vinegar Strokes) you withdraw and spit on her back. When she turns round to see smile satisfied that she has done a good job you fire into her face with gusto. The look on her face will resemble..... An Angry Dragon!!
Slept on the couch last night after I gave my miussus an Angry Dragon....
by Jonathan Conway August 18, 2006
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angry dragon

All the other definitions are wrong. It's when you deliberately shoot your load directly up a girl's nose, making her snort loudly and forcefully to get it out.
"Take that bitch! If you'd swallow, I wouldn't have given you an angry dragon!"
by suicideslipknot May 7, 2009
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angry dragon

After a girl sucks you off, you punch her in the throat so your cum oozes out of her mouth and nose...looking like an angry dragon...this works especially well with asian chicks
Ping was an angry dragon in the back seat of my caddy.
by Soda R May 5, 2005
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angry dragon

the last thing to do before you break up with your girlfriend
when she gave me head last night i made her look like an angry dragon since i was going to screw her over
by noface March 10, 2004
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angry dragon of death

An angry dragon of death is when a girl is giving u head and ure about to bolw, you shove her head as far down your cock as possible and make her gag, wen she gags she will vomit and and the vomit will be most likely orange representing the fire of a dragon. Once she has stopped vomitting stick ure cock back in ure mouth and u will recieve the look of the dragon of death.
I gave this chik the angry dragon of death last nite, im am now scared to ring her back.
by soonbo August 15, 2006
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