1

A very boring number made up of two halves, three thirds and stuff.

1 + 1 = 2. Wow. that was educational.

by Matt11111 November 24, 2011

1

the lonliest number

1 is the number after 0.

by !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 February 09, 2009

1

the result of idiots who don't know how to hold down the shift key

Person: Hi, how's it going?

Idiot: OMG HEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Idiot: DUDE

Idiot: HELLO ARE YOU THERE?

Idiot: DUDE!!!!!!!!!!1

by i lost the remote April 15, 2009

1

You will always be my one for me!!!
I want you to hold me… so badly!!!
Just thought makes me smile and my legs turn weak!
My heart is so full of you!!! And only you!!!

You are the only 1 that has my heart and me!!!
I have never loved like I love you!!!
I am so in love with you!!!

How about you get me in your arms then you will see❤️❤️❤️
I

by YOU will NEVER leave my ❤️! I❤️u March 11, 2023

On 1

to be drunk, or high, etc.

we gonna get on 1 today.

by melek May 04, 2008

!!!!1

When you're typing really fast on a keyboard and you want to type !!!!! But you don't hold the shift key down long enough and type !!!!1

NOOOOO!!!!!!1

by Peetsa March 22, 2015

#1

also known as number one

means to take a pee.

cf. #2 or number two

Joe: I gotta go over to those bushes.
Jill: why?
Joe: I gotta #1

by fifteen minutes September 08, 2004