Definitions by melek

Douche monkey 

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.

John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.

Douche monkey by Melek February 4, 2015

On 1 

to be drunk, or high, etc.

we gonna get on 1 today.

On 1 by melek May 3, 2008