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melek's definitions
Douche monkey
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Someone
that is completely
useless
and
without
any value what-so-ever.
John does
nothing
to care for his mother and just
sponges
off of
her. He is a real douche monkey.
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Melek
February 4, 2015
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to be
drunk
, or
high
, etc.
we
gonna
get on
1
today
.
by
melek
May 3, 2008
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