2 definitions by melek

1

to be drunk, or high, etc.

we gonna get on 1 today.

by melek May 03, 2008

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2

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.

John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.

by melek February 04, 2015

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