Old Gray Lady

The top nickname for one of the most popular newspapers in the U.S., The New York Times.

Veronica opened her copy of the Old Gray Lady to read baking recipes and about the Mets' losing streak.

by M-V-P January 4, 2012

Old Lady Thumb and her Four Daughters

Rosy Palm aka Madame Thumb and her 4 slutty daughters aka your whacking hand. Self-gratification. Masturbation. See wanking.

I'm not desperate, I got a date tonight with Old Lady Thumb and her Four Daughters.

by ridiculously anonymous January 11, 2011

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old cat lady

elderly people that molest underage neighbors after a rousing game of golf trivia

The Old Cat Lady molested a kid after golf trivia

by Ja'Quizzle May 15, 2006

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Get yo old lady chancletas outa here

when a kid, a teenager or a young adult wears old ass chancletas.
(or wearing your grandpa's or grandma's shoes)

me: *looks down to see what your wearing*
you: what?
me: why are you wearing that?
you: uhm.. because I was fishing...?
me: JUST GET YO OLD LADY CHANCLETAS OUTA HERE OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO OLD!!
you: uh...
me: look my chancletas are better than yours!

by the boring one August 7, 2019

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there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013

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