by Well hellother September 2, 2017

When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.
Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.
I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018

A guy who still holds open doors for girls and buys them supper on dates- but also fucks them and leaves them like a fuck boy.
by Carebear98 November 15, 2017

Jerome: "Ahhhhrggg I'm done with this game!! (Pulls controller out of console and throws it)
Michael: "That's an old fashion rage quit right there."
Michael: "That's an old fashion rage quit right there."
by HazelWingz October 20, 2019

When you have sex with a woman who is in the last third of her trimester and you feel the tiny fetal hand jerking you off while you are banging her.
Dave had an Inside Out Old Fashioned as he had sex with Tiffany Lee, who was pregnant and had just finished her shift at the Pepperment Rhino.
by Peppermint Rhino February 2, 2019

When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.
by DebRi December 21, 2013

by EstrellaCaida July 3, 2009
