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Holiday Amnesia

When you forget about presents you bought someone for Christmas. Usually occurs because gifts were bought after Christmas or in the summer when they're not as expensive
Mike: Where'd you get that new skateboard? It's June.
Jim: My mom found it in her closet. She said it was from last Christmas
Mike: She must have suffered from Holiday Amnesia
by J_F7 January 3, 2010
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retail amnesia

The effect a store has on you when you enter. You arrive and forgot what you came to purchase, so you wander around the store trying to remember.
I went to Target last night for toothpaste and got retail amnesia. I spent $75 on crap I didn't need and forgot the toothpaste I needed.
by SteelerPP April 6, 2012
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You Are Never Alone Campaign

Anti-bullying, cyber-bullying. and abuse campaign created by Jess Keller & Tevin Technomaina.
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by anonymouss8976 October 30, 2012
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Parking Lot Amnesia

“Parking Lot Amnesia” is the syndrome that occurs when parking in any lot at any large facility. It occurs when you open the door of your vehicle to get out and is recognized when you are leaving the building and realize you have no idea where your vehicle is even though you left it just moments earlier. Which usually results in a long hot or cold walk with a heavy load until the final recognition of your car or in worst case scenarios calling a friend for a ride and returning after the establishment has closed and your car is the last one in the lot. The invention of remote locks has greatly decreased the syndrome and has resulted in a new disorder called “Arm Overhead Clicking” where you walk around arm raised over your head and constantly try to activate your cars locks from a distance.
Upon leaving an establishment: Dude, where’d we park? I don’t I know man! F*^k, “Parking Lot Amnesia again.” Well let’s walk around and use your remote (Arm Overhead Clicking) maybe we can find it that way?
by Blewsman7 November 23, 2013
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amnesia

a condition that makes you forget things in your short term memory.

a condition that makes you forget things in your short term memory.
a condition that makes you forget things in your short term memory
by Jewsus October 21, 2003
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Home Alone Cocktail

An alcoholic drink made by mixing together small amounts of liquor from each of your parents' open bottles so they won't notice the missing liquor.

We all had at least one in high school.
I had a rough day at school so I got some rum, bourbon, wine, Kahlua and vodka from dad's liquor cabinet and made myself a home alone cocktail.
by UndeadSurfer April 30, 2010
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Amane

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by anonymous June 8, 2021
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