Alvin Man

An extremely popular brand of condoms among the internet.
The Sole Proprietor of Alvin Man Condoms claims that has
never heard of anything along the lines of "Trojan Man"

woman: I think we need help...
man: we need help?
woman: ... in bed..
man: in bed?!?
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!
Alvin Man: Hi, im alvin man, and im here to help
woman: to help?
Alvin Man: down there
Alvin Man: you see, I now come in a variety of flavours
Alvin Man: Like strawberry, or blueberry
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!

by OpethWC August 18, 2006

Alvin York.

A real badass, who killed 28 German, took 32 machine gun nests, and capturing a minium of 132 Germans(their were more). All by himself! He didn't have time to take cover, while being shot at! He was a real badass. Oh yea he was a pacifist.
This was in WWI.

Alvin York a real badass. He killed 28 Germans.

Dude 1: Rambo is badass

Dude 2; Rambo is a pussy compared to Alvin York.

by Audie Murphy. July 24, 2009

Alvin Shuffle

When a tall man inserts his penis into his own anal captivity whilst dancing to drake.

I peeked into John's window and saw him doing the Alvin shuffle

by ya boy the average kid June 2, 2022

alvin yakatori

Writer of the book "Kidnapped".

Alvin Yakatori wrote 'Kidnapped".

by Jeferson Steelflex September 15, 2013

Dirty Alvin

When a male places both his testicles in his partners mouth and the partner moves them side to side and pushing their cheeks up like a chipmunk.

Brad: I gave my girl Abby a dirty Alvin last night.

by DrDirtyshmirtz April 22, 2021

dirty alvin

Someone who like to do More than 30 sex positions at one time

Omg you a dirty Alvin

by Kodak_.K April 12, 2020

Alvin And The Chipmunks

Three cute little chipmunks with really squeaky voices who sing for a living and are raised by David Seville, who acts as their father. The ringleader, Alvin, always enjoys annoying everyone around him.

I really love the Alvin and the Chipmunks song "Alvin for President". It's so funny, and he could do a better job than Bush.

by A.Nonymous February 6, 2007