Altruistic Comedy

When do something funny or leave something humorous where you are not present to witness the laughing of the audience.

Writing on a small piece of paper one of the following:

"Don't slouch"
"You've changed"
"Don't forget"

..and putting in a stranger's pocket when they are not looking.. they leave and you never see them find the note. This is Altruistic comedy... comedy for the benefit of others rather than the gratification of seeing the laughter.

by francoocnarf September 28, 2010

Alturdative

A crappy alternative (al-TURD-ative)... a shitty option.

We might as well go to the party and try to get laid; the alturdative is to sit home alone.

by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 28, 2010

Althuis

a member of an elite group

Dude, I wish I could be an Althuis!

by Jim Watkins April 7, 2011

althuis

pronunciation: alt-ice

1.) a member of an elite group

originates from the dutch, literal translation means "old house"

He must be an althuis!

Das ist an althuis.

by Jim Watkins April 20, 2011

atsumucity

A hot editor on the app tiktok. you should definitely go follower her. she is the mayor of atsumucity!!

OMG did you see atsumucity posted an edit today?

by atsumucity February 21, 2021

atsumupiss

a very hot and funny person. someone who may or may not have a piss kink.

Me: you’re such an atsumupiss!
Billy: what do you mean???
Me: you are hot and funny and may or may not have a piss kink!!!

by beasttitan March 13, 2021

Altschool

He is the best music artist of all time.

Altschool performed at the club last night!

by osama been June 16, 2021