Objectively very hideous 35 year old loser who lives on online message boards stalking and comparing herself to strangers all day long. Makes up fake stories and lies about her life when in real life she gets no male attention and all males find her repulsive. Uses forums to pretend to be the beautiful woman she wishes she was offline as a form of escapism. Obsessive and envious over younger women who get men in real life because she's an incel virgin who is too ugly to get a man.
by Joppa Lee May 20, 2020
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by noone else February 4, 2010
Get the Allyce mug.An Ally is a girl who is unique, cute, loving and super pretty. She is usually SUPER crazy and fun to be around. She likes to make everyone happy, but secretly is very insecure about herself. Ally is single and all of the guys secretly love her, but they are afraid of rejection from her. Ally has a lot of interests and talents. Some people don't know what Ally is capable of, they think she's dumb; but Ally is very, very smart. Usually has blonde hair and blue eyes and she's very skinny. Ally is the best friend and the best girlfriend you will ever meet
by Chocolatee1212 November 23, 2013
Get the Ally mug.Allyera is that kind of girl that is unique in her own way. Emotional, creative and loves gaming, an amazing friend to have at a sleepover if you want an all-nighter. With pretty coloured eyes that sparkle and a cheeky grin that shines Allyera is a great friend to have..
Someone: Hey that girl who is gaming right now and laughing cutely who is she?b
Someone else: Oh my guess is that she's an Allyera by the way her eyes shine
Someone else: Oh my guess is that she's an Allyera by the way her eyes shine
by that friendly guy... September 5, 2019
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Boy-Wow that girls beautiful. Who is she? Me-You can date her but only if you can stand me asking you a bazillion questions to ensure that you meet the qualifications for anyone to date someone of her stature Boy-She's definitely worth it Me-In the unlikely case that you hurt her in any unwanted way, how would you like your dead body to be disposed?
*hears an angelic voice in the distance* Person- What... what IS that? Me-Sounds like Ally's a singing Person-dies from the pure angelic-ness of her voice
I went to an amazing party.... It was an Ally party of course(that's why it was amazing)
Friendship is chewing on a well cooked face together
*hears an angelic voice in the distance* Person- What... what IS that? Me-Sounds like Ally's a singing Person-dies from the pure angelic-ness of her voice
I went to an amazing party.... It was an Ally party of course(that's why it was amazing)
Friendship is chewing on a well cooked face together
by 1 of your 5 besties(guess!) May 2, 2014
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hated for what people wish they were
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by donnie darkoo December 2, 2009
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Guy 1: "Man, did you see that guy pull an allplay?"
Guy 2:"Yeah, he got four different bitches numbers and took them all back to his place at once...shit."
Guy 2:"Yeah, he got four different bitches numbers and took them all back to his place at once...shit."
by Nick12121 April 4, 2009
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