ALISSA

ALISSA IS CLUMSY AND GETS SICK ALL THE TIME AND HER GIRLFRIEND OPENED THE DOOR ON HER HEAD AND SHE IS DEFINITELY A WOMEN OF GOD. ALISSA LOVES DOGS AND SHE WANTS A CAPYBARA. SHE IS VERY GAY AND SHE LOVES A GIRL NAMED REYNA SUAREZ.

ALISSA: COME OUT THE BATHROOM
REYNA: *SILENT*
REYNA:OPENS THE DOOR*BAM!*
*ALISSA GETS HIT ON THER HEAD*

ALISSA by KALOMAYOKULUP March 31, 2023

Alissa

Alissa is not like anyone you will meet. She is kind, lovable, caring, and so so so sweet. She doesn't know how perfect she truly is. She is honest. She has a big personality and is waiting with open arms. Don't ever let her go. She is the peanut butter to the jelly, the chocolate to the strawberry, the icing on the cake, and the sprinkles too. She is dedicated and is strong. Never take her for granted.

Oh look it's Alissa
Hey Alissa!
Do you know that girl Alissa?

Alissa by galaxy105 April 2, 2023

Alissa

Alissa is a definition of a cat she will love something and stick to it forever but when she hates something she's a fucking demon she will dig into your soul and let it bleed out till there is no blood anymore.

pros: acts like a mother, caring, sweet when she wants to be, gives out good advice, brings out happiness and will love you ( this is if your on her good sides... )

cons: very judgy, is very honest, can't say no when and if in a bad situation

Alissa is a god at chin-ups and has big muscles

I need an Alissa in my life

Alissa by your one and only choz June 5, 2023

Alissa

the best girl in the world that can cheer u up, wipe away ur tears and always be by ur side. She is beautiful. Everything about her is attractive. She is perfect. (baba Yaga tupaya TUDAAAA)

"Alissa had an Oppenheimer!"

Alissa by anonymous November 6, 2023

Alissa

an absolute unit

pure 100pounds of pussy and muscle

absolute fucking thundercunt master

person one: omg have you seen alissa? she’s so fit

person two: heard she thundercunted her 3 month old cousin

person one: that’s fucking crazy

person two: i’d still smash her tho

Alissa by thundercuntkitty365 December 14, 2023

Alissa

A very large women who squirts pepper palace sauce out of her ass. Alissa is one who never walks only uses a scooter, but most likely breaks it because of her large size. If you ever encounter a large Alissa, you might want to run because she will eat or sit on you, resulting in death immediately.

Woah did you see that big bitch, yeah that’s Alissa.

Alissa by Tanya & Craig April 1, 2025

Alissa

A sassy small mouth

“Man Alissa is such a sassy small mouth”
“What’s that”

Alissa by Old Broom April 1, 2025